Puppy Molested-Former SMN Deacon undergoes psychiatric testing

The Perverted Puppy Humanely Euthanized with 27 bullets.

By TheRev Leroy Jenkins

EDWARDSVILLE, Ill. (BLUFF PRESS) – A southwestern Illinois man found mentally fit to stand trial on charges that he molested a puppy is waiting for court officials to decide if he’s a sexually dangerous person.

The National Report  reports former Stop Masturbation Now Inner Deacon & Same Race Normal 43-year-old Tom Downey has pleaded not guilty to three counts of sexual conduct with a female Rottweiler puppy.

The former SMN Deacon has been undergoing evaluations over whether he’s sexually dangerous. If he is deemed sexually dangerous during civil proceedings, he could be confined in prison until he no longer is considered dangerous.

A court-appointed psychologist has concluded that Downey isn’t sexually dangerous, but his recent relapse into masturbation addiction, may have caused him to have a minor psychiatric break from reality.

Downey has a record of sex offenses dating from 2003-2006 when he found salvation from the grips of his masturbation addiction at Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts.

Authorities say the dog instigated the alleged sexual acts, became aggressive after the alleged incidents, and was taken out back and shot 27 times by 3 officers until finally an officer had to smash it in the head with a brick. Fortunately the Edwardsville PD reported that the puppy did not suffer.

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God Bless,

TheRev Leroy Jenkins

TheRev Leory Jenkins is a Sr. Staff Writer for BLUFF Press, LLC.

785-274-0325 or TheRev@bluff.us.edu

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TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman's place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying "Will self rape for McNuggets." He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie's University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie's word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose' on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
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9 Comments on Puppy Molested-Former SMN Deacon undergoes psychiatric testing

  1. Dear Sir,

    As editor and publisher of the niche magazine 'L'Onaniste', I would like to protest most strongly about the appalling misinformation peddled via your site.

    Our readership, which is comprised largely of thirteen year old boys, is rapidly declining due to the lies peddled via your online organ.

    We know, as you certainly do, that sexual climax, and the post-ejaculation mop-up, is one of the most innocent, and enjoyable, experiences available to humanity. And while Buzzcock's Pete Shelley was right to describe it as 'the habit that sticks' in the delightful song 'Orgasm Addict', it is so, so much more.

    I would ask two things: one of your readers, and one of you. Firstly, could they seriously reconsider their absurd objections to 'self-abuse', as it is often ridiculously referred to; and secondly, that you kindly desist, as you've done in this article, from suggesting that masturbation makes one more attractive. It's a fine pastime, but it does not beautify practitioners.

    Yours sincerely,

    Jean-Pierre L'Onaniste

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      • And as long as people fight against masturbation, there will always be brave men and women here to fight the lies that are being told.

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  2. Praise Lonnie, Ever since I found salvation here, I gave up sucking goats off for Ellis dee bong hits and I no longer touch young boys.
    Thank You,
    Penis (Now Flaccid) Man

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