Gratuity is a form of appreciation for good service that is only seen in civilized countries like America. A well-tended-to patron with good manners will leave an additional sum to reflect their appreciation for good service. This “tip” is usually between 15-30% of the total bill.
However, tipping a suspected masturbator is a completely different situation. You do not know if your waiter has included his seed in your meal and he probably does not wash his hands. In an extreme situation, your waiter might also have The Gay.
The acceptable method for dealing with a suspected masturbator that might be bringing your food, is to deduct the tip from the total amount. Twenty percent (20%) is the standard amount you should deduct; however, if the service was exceptional, you should deduct thirty percent (30%).
You fuckers are trippin!!
I will masturbate in your food liam. Yum yum
I doubt you could get into the places I eat, let alone work there.
U do realize tht fapping is not even a big deal xD seriously I have not the slightest idea how guys like u can call yourself men much less make children smh garbage like this is why ppl think bring overly sensitive is okay I mean if it were an understandable cause I’D understand but masturbateing? It’s natural and probably EVERYONE does it hell ur wife and children probably do just would never tell u Cuz 1.it’s none of your business and 2.ur a fuckin prude xD
So true XD
The Island Mexican convict has neglected to take his medication, again.
Praying AT it!
This is spoof site right?
There is no spoofing the law. Follow the guidelines and you will be safe.
What law
I did not spoof or associate with Spoofers when it comes to masturbation.
You can’t just pay less because they MIGHT touch themselves. …. you still owe what you bought.
You give Christians a bad name. You’re the worst kind.
Do you guys want to give every waitress the “Finger Test” that would be hilarious. No guys you should actually make it one of those made up laws you guys keep creating off the spot. please convince everyone in this cult to sniff the fingers and hands of every waiter that services you. oh and don’t be surprised the next time you visit that tapestry, that your waiter/waitress spat in your food. You deserve it for being such a prick
NOT a cult. Not a cult. Thank you.
and what makes you not a cult?
literal definition of cult is:
a system of religious veneration and devotion directed towards a particular figure or object.
And as of this cult is devoted to ridding the world of “Self-rape” is your motive. So yeah you are a cult.
Fine, we’re a “cult” but not by your offensive and misleading definition. C.U.L.T. – Christians Under Lonnie’s Teachings – C.U.L.T. Praise!
It isn’t an abreviation and my definition is the globally accepted definition and how is it offensive or misleading? you guys literally named your website after your motive, Stop Masturbation Now, your belief
Typical that you would sheepishly follow the “globally accepted definition” of something. Are you even capable of thinking for yourself?
well i’m just presenting proof that my definition is actually legitimate and yours is a 2 second thought up on the spot definition
It was not “thought up on the spot”. After consulting with our tax attorney, we created the definition. For tax purposes, we are not a cult but an Alternative Religious Movement. Show some respect, you cretin.
an i would like you to answer my question or have you lost this argument because you know you are taking advantage of all the gullible people in America?
You are a cult no matter how you rephrase it you are still a cult and i’m no Cretin. Because if i was i would be in this “movement”
Tipping servants should be outlawed anyways.
Why? literally what the economy system is, is exchange of goods for services and vise versa
so exchange your goods for their services.