Five of the Worst Places to Masturbate

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Masturbation is bad anywhere but sometimes you have to question the mental state of even masturbators. We get hundreds of letters per week from our followers offering support, donations, requesting help, and lots of stories. Well, here are five stories about masturbators poor choices concerning location and timing of masturbation.

 

The Wedding Night
La_Perla_Bridal_3I had just married the girl of my dreams that day, we had abstained from sexual intercourse and I had been excited about my wedding night. Well eventually that night we found ourselves alone and quickly things got heated. After a few minutes of sex I thought I saw her squeeze her nipple. I thought “that’s not right”. But I dismissed it as maybe she had an itch, after all I had suckled on it for a minute. However a few minutes later I had her bent over and was entering her from behind but felt something moving around my penis. Turns out she was rubbing her clitoris. I immediately stopped and asked for an explanation. She said she was getting herself off and that’s how she always does it. “Always??, she had done this before?” Needless to say we split that night and filed for divorce a few weeks later. Masturbation is not a victimless crime, and it is cheating.  –Brandon W Pullman WA

The Airplane
Last week I was on a flight from Atlanta to Indianapolis. The guy sitting to the right of me asked for a blanket from the stewardess. After we reached cruising altitude the pilot turned off the seatbelt sign. A few minutes later I see the blanket in his lap shaking. He is wanking off right next to me. Eventually he moans and stops and I see a wet spot in the blanket. He smiles and tells me he’s always wanted to be in the mile high club. I wanted to cry.  Emily H Miami Fl

47f26f9306fdccc75cb6bd8f49b491f5Toys-R-US
When I was in college I worked in a Toys R Us store in Oregon. I was taking my lunch break eating in the back room where the security monitors were. It was a very slow day as are most weekday mornings when children’s school is in session.  A woman in her mid thirties wearing a skirt was in the bicycle section looking at bikes. I remember watching the screen as she was a bit attractive and there wasn’t anything else to do in the break room. Eventually she pulled out a bike and sat on it for what appeared to be checking the height. However soon she started rocking her hips over the seat. I watched in shock for about three minutes as she alternated speeds but kept at it. Eventually she got off the bike and left the store. I remember thinking “she just raped our bike”  Lauren K Eugene Or

 The Test Drive
2012-Honda-Civic-Si-sedan-gear-shifterHi. I have been selling cars now for almost 15 years but the strangest thing happened to me just last week. A college aged girl came in to do a test drive. She was very small, she asked if we had any cars with a manual transmission. I remember thinking it was very odd as not many girls’ especially young ones request a manual. We did have a new Civic on the lot in a manual. She gave me her ID and insurance to copy and she drove the car for about 15 minutes and returned it red faced. She seemed very odd, like she had been in an accident or something. She quickly handed me they keys and said she would think about it and left quickly. I knew there was something wrong but the car looked fine. I looked all around and found a pair of panties under the seat, also I smelt something musky but familiar. It was the shift knob, she had taken the car must have parked it and then had sex with the shift knob. I imagine the car was in idol and she used the vibration.   Dean S  Milwaukee WI

Court
courtI was covering a rape trial for a newspaper a few years ago. I sat in the back and took notes. If you have ever been to a trial you know that they aren’t very exciting and there is a lot of repetitive testimony and procedurals that stretch minutes into hours. There was middle aged woman at the trial sitting in the back also, she wasn’t taking notes nor did she seem to be with the accused or the victim which was very odd. However I soon realized why she was there. During the victims testimony she gave a very graphical and vivid accounting of the assault. During this testimony the woman who was also sitting in the back put her hands in her pants and quietly but vigorously masturbated. I could not believe it. The only reason nobody noticed was the testimony was key to the trial and people were focused on it. The woman masturbated continually for almost two full hours. When the witness stepped down the woman left and never returned to that trial.   Karen F Louisville KY

11 Comments on Five of the Worst Places to Masturbate

  1. Masturbators are disgusting and definitely love to share their tales of sin with anyone who will listen. I can only imagine the filth the official Stop Masturbation Now email inbox receives on an hourly basis. Praise Lonnie for having the strength to sift through that garbage and make something useful out of it.

  2. Today my boyfriend and I vigorously masturbated. It felt great. I jerked him off and gave him the best blowjob ever!!! I should get a star. Since I was on my period, I had to masturbate to myself, and guess what, my boyfriend was sucking my big o’ titties too! It was great and masturbation is great. Note: I am nine years old.

  3. Using a pic of a man and woman with underwear pulled down on a beach but no beach masturbating. That’s a failure

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