The Faces of Masturbation: “Reginald D.”

The heartbreaking story of “Reginald D.” is a classic case of an individual who self-raped so often and so vigorously that he eventually became bored with his own sin-scepter and chose to become a hardcore homosexual in order to experience the thrill of new ones.  He is now known throughout the homosexual community by his codename, “Rocket Man”, for reasons which I will not detail here (this is a family-friendly netsite).

Someone needs to save his life tonight, and that “Someone” is Jesus!  Please pray at him!

God Bless some of you,

  • Lonnie

 

 

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Hello, my name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement. Please visit my Facebook page here, https://www.facebook.com/LonnieSMN and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here, https://www.facebook.com/brotherlonnie
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8 Comments on The Faces of Masturbation: “Reginald D.”

  1. Wow, just wow. It’s okay to argue with some people over certain subjects, but sometimes you just find things that are so extreme and absurd you don’t even bother arguing. At first I actually thought this was an overly exaggerated joke criticizing , only after a few minutes I realized they’re serious. It’s the worst imaginable form of ignorance. The people who made this website… They’re the ones who are slowing down history.

  2. Wow, just wow. It’s okay to argue with some people over certain subjects, but sometimes you just find things that are so extreme and absurd you don’t even bother arguing. At first I actually thought this was an overly exaggerated joke criticizing Christianity, I thought they were kidding and were trying to prove a point. Only after a few minutes I realized they’re serious. It’s the worst imaginable form of ignorance. The people who made this website… They’re the ones who are slowing down history.

  3. If masturbation = self rape…. does this mean having sex without being married = willful prostitution & rape both ways? Looks like so if I follow the same line of thinking. Besides, in more than 50 years, I had plenty of opportunity to examine it quite thouroughly, and I can assert with absolute certainty that nowhere is it written “God’s Property” on my dick. Thanks, you’re welcome!

  4. this is the funniest web page that i’ve read!!!, you people seem to be awkward in your own bodies that is not mother nature’s way…i’m not sure that is fair to pray against something? that’s negative…the fact that you do this is dual, (=duality) you actually are worshiping yang instead of the whole (=holy). if you can see through duality you’ll find what you’re looking for…and making love to yourself is something beautiful, full of light and wonder. Pure. we’re more than just women and men, we’re magical! there’s no gender, no differences, no wrong… just love…LOVE FOR EVERYONE FOR EVERYTHING <3 stop hate

  5. You guys pushed it too far! I thought this was a serious site and then I saw rocket mans homosexual lockjaw! Well played, you had me for a while.

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