The Faces of Masturbation Series: Recognize the Signs!

Encountering a masturbator in the wild can be intimidating if you don't recognize the warning signs.

Encountering a masturbator in the wild can be frightening if you don’t recognize the warning signs.  Pictured is your typical brain-dead masturbator, capable of only making guttural groaning noises, hurling insults that only the most remedial 3rd grade dropout might find amusing and, of course, masturbation.  Be aware of the warning signs and God bless some of you!

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Hello, my name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement. Please visit my Facebook page here, and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here,
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23 Comments on The Faces of Masturbation Series: Recognize the Signs!

  1. I will be sleeping with all the lights on tonight. This is the stuff of nightmares. Praying to white American Jesus, that they soon see the light and repent their sinful ways. Amen!

  2. Encountering a wild Lonnie Childs and Fluffle can be an erotic thing. The best method to use when encounter ing these bible bashing saddists. Is the hog-tie and ball gag method while you pound those big white asses untill they start farting pearls.

  3. I love self rape so much I invite fluffle to rape me with her hot pussy. She wraps her legs around me and grinds her pelvis into mine. My head begins to swirl with sensation and my heart begins to race as she wispers softly I want you to cum in my pussy. I cannot hold back as my sin stick erupts violently with a sticky ooze as a final defence inside her warm pussy.

    • Jimmy, not even if you were the last normal male alive. I would rather meet Satan and serve him for eternity. Now, I’d like to speak with your wife of 14 years. Please put her on.

      • Dear Fluffle,
        My Husband and I Dark Mercenary are putting together an orgy. I want to tie you up in the anti-masterbation cross and have my way with you. I want to scissor fuck you, and insert your prayer beads into your sin cave while my husband shoves his meaty cock down your throat and massages your bossoms. I will eat your pussy untill you scream. So please fluffle when you send my husband nudes send me some also. My hot pussy is so moist now I cant keep my hands from rubbing my clit.

  4. You forgot to add a sample of what these masturdaemons sound like. As an expert on the occult and dangerous youth culture, I would just like to share the following disturbing information with you.

    Knowing full well that their seed is wasted (not as if any women would want to get near them anyway), they love to recite this Satanic chant called “Night of the Unborn” every night after their masturbation sessions.

    Here is a sample in devil rock format, vocals start at 0:47:


    Take note of the annoying falsetto singing. This is caused by an unhealthy amount of helium intake (used to add to the “rush” during the “fapping” session) as well as the lack of manseed causing the testes to contract painfully.

    I hope some of the parents here will find this information useful.

  5. I am deeply concerned about this western country. I cant even imagine if some of my college classmates think like the internet idiots, I hope they don’t , but I am sure most of them if I talk to them will agree with me, not the idiots.

  6. I am so deeply sad about this country…….I am so not lying about this feeling. No wonder sometimes, even walking at a small town in Indiana, you would see people with deformity.

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