BLUFF HQ-STAFFORD, AZ – A recent study just concluded by Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) in association with The Foundation for a Better Tomorrow has confirmed what we at the SMN Ministry knew all along – the men of B.L.U.F.F. have substantially larger penis sizes than those of non-normal masturbators. The finalized data reveals (no pun intended) that B.L.U.F.F. men sport penis sizes 100% larger on average than non-normals.
The study surveyed over 50,000 penis sizes from non-normal masturbators with adjustments made to compensate for race and ethnic background. These results were compared to the data from the men of B.L.U.F.F., which conducts annual measurements of their fellowship.
The study also determined that the average B.L.U.F.F. penis contains as much as 150% more ejaculate volume and the capacity to form a 60% more solid erection than that of a non-normal.
As a result, women are far more likely to be attracted to a man of B.L.U.F.F. In fact, the same surveys shows that B.L.U.F.F. peni are sexually inserted into the bible-mandated female sex hole at the same substantially higher rate. Ladies, since the study has also discovered that B.L.U.F.F. male members are curved at an average of 15 degrees more upward angle, there is a much higher occurrence of a BLUFF penis hitting your secret spot!
It has been well documented by this and other websites that a female’s two-fisted grip of a B.L.U.F.F. shaft sends significantly more intense waves of sexual warmth through the shoulders, down the torso, and into the tricky female private areas. The sexual partners of B.L.U.F.F. men generate as much as 100-200% more vaginal secretions when in the presence of or thinking about a turgid penis belonging to a B.L.U.F.F. man!
Most men experience a growth rate of as much as double their penis length and thickness after taking the Stop Masturbation Now Pledge and being bathed in the Golden Love of Lonnie Childs.
Non-normal men, do you too wish for similar results? Are you prepared to take the SMN Pledge and become self-rape free? A much larger procreational penis can be yours. Contact your local B.L.U.F.F. Campus for more information.