DID YOU KNOW?
The mighty dragon, T-Rex, once had arms like that of a man but was PUNISHED by God for masturbating and cursed with the short arms he now has today.
DID YOU KNOW?
The mighty dragon, T-Rex, once had arms like that of a man but was PUNISHED by God for masturbating and cursed with the short arms he now has today.
One of my favorite Faith Facts from when I was first learning them all.
Praise.
This is the science kids need to be taught in school.
Serves the dragon right.
High 5 God! That taught the silly dinosaur a lesson.
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS??????
Yes.
We’re all being Punked. There is no way that this is a true website.
T-Rexs were dinosaurs you dumb shit.
Praise God for punishing masturbators! I wish he would give all the liberals short arms!!!!
I jerkoff and I don’t have short arms!! You know nothing of science!
Weired, i masturbate a lot… it made my arms even stronger…. welll…. one of them
You should try taking on Lonnie Childs in an arm wrestling match, sinner. He’d love to take you down with his biceps that are fueled by the love of Christ. He’d likely win within mere seconds.
There is absolutely zero real evidence these fake monsters called Dinosaurs existed. People often confuse the ancient Dragons of Gomorrah with these mythological beats.
So, according to this article, the T-rex still walks among us. Holy shit, I need to start paying attention when I walk outside. I imagine T-rex droppings are not small
I shall tame one this Dinosaurs then
That Dragon, he sure does look funny now though walking around with those small arms!
That explains the dragon’s ill temper seen today. God removed the ability to self-rape but not the urges. A righteous punishment for a demon dragon. If only he’d do the same to the self-rapists visiting this holy netsite. Praise!