The Menstrual Hut

An excerpt from the B.L.U.F.F. Handbook for Normals*

The Menstrual Hut

Procedures and Guidelines

*Note: The following is a living document subject to refinement, adjustment, and reinterpretation by Brother Lonnie in conjunction with the B.L.U.F.F. Council of Elders (Eldership). Revisions may occur without notice; however, they become Campus Law as soon as they are bound to print. Any or all laws contained within the B.L.U.F.F. Handbook may be superseded by the King Lonald Holy Bible or by proclamation from Brother Lonnie or the Council of Elders (Eldership).

Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) is a safe place for Superior Gendered Normals (men, or SGN) having fulfilled the requirements of and live within the structure of the SMN Oath. Therefore, the men of B.L.U.F.F. shall not be subjected to the cyclical vanity, displeasure, and distemperment of Lesser Gendered Normals (females, or LGN,) to include Same Race Appointed Spouses (SRAS) and female inmates attending therapy or SRAS Testing, which includes, but shall not be restricted to: suitability/moisture/birthing hip testing at any B.L.U.F.F. sanctioned campus.

LGNs confined to the menstrual hut shall here forth be referred to as “confinees.”

Specifications

  • B.L.U.F.F. Menstrual Huts shall be located downwind from habited areas of the B.L.U.F.F. Campus. Menstrual huts shall be made of wood with a thatch or wood celling measuring at least 9 cubits long, 6 cubits wide, and 5 cubits tall with a naturally absorbent dirt floor so as to return the original sin menstrual flow of ovulating lesser gendered normals to the clay.
  • B.L.U.F.F. Menstrual Huts shall be furnished with two (2) WW2 or Vietnam era service cots or stacked bunk beds. Each must have a 1 cubit by 1 digit slot for food delivery next to the front hatch. The back hatch must include a situational fixture to accommodate a waste bucket. A hand shovel shall be made available for DAILY burial of said waste.
  • A B.L.U.F.F. Menstrual Hut shall be stocked with female cleansing supplies to include soaps, Kotex™ Maxi Pads, a prayer rug, two (2) King Lonald Version Holy Bibles, and a dresser drawer to hold personal effects and prop a picture of her SRAS or proposed SRAS.
  • A B.L.U.F.F. Menstrual Hut shall be fitted with a one (1) digit (8 inch) diameter glory hole on the downwind facing wall in which confinees shall obligate required temperance and fulfillment procedures to any and all inserted members belonging to her SGN SRAS or proposed SGN SRAS.
  • A faithful guard dog appointed by the B.L.U.F.F. Canine Unit shall be posted at all menstrual huts to ward off, warn of, or defend the confinee(s) from any or all dangers including, but not restricted to: masturbation, threatening weather, fire, or the presence of or attack by sub-humans (non-normals or animals.) 

Rules for confinement

  • All LGNs shall willingly confine themselves to the Menstrual Hut upon the onset of menstruation symptoms and/or if ordered by B.L.U.F.F. male authority to include, but not restricted to: the LGN’s SRAS, B.L.U.F.F. Security, or the Council of Elders.
  • A special tribunal of B.L.U.F.F. Males (of which at least one must hold an eldership position) may sentence any B.L.U.F.F. Campus LGN to the menstrual hut for insolence, either realized or suspected. Insolence is defined as any activity including, but not restricted to: disrespect, back talk, questioning, harassment, hen-pecking, mopery, apathy, malaise, flatulence (especially type Q as defined in Lonaldian Law), and/or any activity deemed unrighteous or promoting self-rape thoughts or actions, or temptation to promote masturbation among Superior Gendered Normals (SGN) or mankind in general. 

Activities Allowed

  • All LGNs confined to the B.L.U.F.F. menstrual Hut shall occupy themselves in activities that sustain the well-being of themselves and the social structure of the B.L.U.F.F. Community as defined by B.L.U.F.F.
  • Mandated activities include personal and household upkeep duties, prayer, child rearing, and education functions.
  • Any recreational activity not predefined or mandated shall be in keeping with B.L.U.F.F. Community living standards. Such activities shall include prevention of the near occurrence of thoughts or actions of or relating to self-rape, sinful female back talk or actions unbecoming that of an LGN in good standing. 

Confinement Period and Terms for release

  • The menstrual hut confinement term of a confinee shall be for a period of ten (10) days and/or until a suitable penance has been completed and verified by the appointed menstrual hut steward and upheld by an official at the B.L.U.F.F. Security Menstrual Hut Parole Board. Under no circumstance shall a confinee be released from the menstrual hut until she can successfully pass any or all physical and olfactory freshness inspections. Unannounced daintiness inspections during the confinement period shall be executed in accordance with Lonodian Law and at the discretion of the before mentioned Security Personnel at their own risk. 

Forbidden activities

  • Any activity which violates Lonoldian Law, B.L.U.F.F. Campus Law, or does not promote the daintiness, aura cleansing, or assist in the required penance of the confinee is expressly forbidden within the menstrual hut.
  • Physical touching for purposes other than for comfort shall not be permitted within the menstrual hut. Lezbonic petting, kissing, scissoring, or insertion activity is expressly forbidden.
  • Naturally, all self-rape (masturbation) is expressly forbidden within the menstrual hut. That’s just gross, anyway, isn’t it?

Contraband

  • Any device or apparatus which violates Lonoldian Law, B.L.U.F.F. Campus Law, or does not promote the daintiness, aura cleansing, or assist in the required penance of the confinee is expressly forbidden within the menstrual hut.
  • Self rape devices are forbidden within the menstrual hut.
  • Due to the unpredictable nature of the confinee’s emotional state during periods of confinement, no LGF whether confinee or in visitation will be allowed to possess firearms within 100 feet of a menstrual hut. All firearms must be surrendered at the nearest B.L.U.F.F. Security outpost or designated armory.
About Cassidy Pen 80 Articles

Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O’Reily “No-Spin” Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.

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20 Comments on The Menstrual Hut

  1. I am devoted to Lonnie. I exist to serve him as obediently and submissively as is required.

    Praise all superior menfolk of BLUFF. I am not worthy.

  2. Never again will I willfully tell a man to shove off when I am banished to the menstrual hut. Thank you Brother Cassidy for compiling this doctrine!

  3. love the advertisement for testosterone supplements above. The guy is laying right on top of the girl. You people are hypocrites. I’m masturbating while looking at this. OOOHHHH SHHIIITTT!!!!! YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!

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