TheRev Leroy Jenkins was born the oldest of 13 children in a small farm town of Sweet Apple, Oh. While on the farm he learned to fear god, a woman's place is in the kitchen, a mans place is to be the head of the household, and masturbation is a sin. At 18 TheRev left his small town and moved to Seattle to attend college, while there he was tempted by some filthy pot-weed injecting hippies to try masturbations, this led to a downward spiral of ellis dee bong hits, pot weed injections, listening to Milli Vanilli, and holding a sign saying "Will self rape for McNuggets." He was at his lowest point in his life when he was saved by Lonnie Childs of the Stop Masturbation Now church, Lonnie took him in, bathed him in his Holy Golden Shower of Truth, and educated him in FaithFacts™ and Brother Lonnie's University of FaithFacts™ in Stafford, AZ. TheRev was an avid student and earned his PHD of FaithFacts™ from B.L.U.FF and was sent out on a Mission to spread Lonnie's word to heathen Amish-Mexicans in rural Ohio. TheRev now resides in Ohio and runs the Ohio B.L.U.FF campus in Homersville, Oh with his 5 Same Race Assigned Spouses and his 23 Normal children. Brother Leroy is Senior Staff writer for B.L.U.FF Press LLC. In 2011 TheRev was awarded The Pulitzer Prize and Edward G. Murrow Award for his in depth expose' on the Myth of the Female Orgasm.
Dear Non-Normal Colored Blitzfrrenzy, My PHD in FaithFacts™ 100% proves God exist, show me your scLIEntific facts that show he doesn't exist. You can't ? Thank you, you're dismissed. Once again FaithFacts™ 1, scLIEnce 0. God Bless, TheRev
Dear Mr. Jenkins, I am a Christian. Therefor, I believe in God and accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. You however, are setting a bad example for us normal Christians. Please take your teachings back to the Westboro Baptist Church were they rightfully belong.
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Apparently they do not teach sarcasm in your top-class "collage". I'm sorry if I'm breaking any rules by stating this, but it's wildly unrealistic to think any of these "news stories" are to be taken seriously. This is a mock site. Nothing more, nothing less.
My son. Nothing here is to be taken lightly. We are a serious bunch of believers. It's the non believer, heathens. Whom choose to abuse thier "Sin Sticks" and 'Lust Pockets" and indulge in Self Rape. The Prophet Lonnie and my fellow brother Leroy are doing the gods will. It would be in your best interest to take heed and follow in God's foot prints. He has lead many of us to non Mastabatory salvation. God bless, my son.
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That guys on the right is Sacha Baron Cohen, dressed as one of his most famous characters Borat. He is not gay, doesn't have AIDS and is still alive.
What the fuck is wrong with you lot. I thought this was a joke website but someone said it wasn't. FaithFacts is bull shit and no aids can be good. It is an disease that kill millions. It dosnt matter if a straight guy or a gay guy has it. Your lives are sadder than a turd and I hope you all rot in hell. (Which you won't because he'll is NOT real. It was something invented two thousand years ago to make peasants be good and pay money to the church. ).