Thursday Sermon

Imagine a world without self-rape.

I’m sad to report that lately this holy netsite has been besieged by vicious masturbators who’ve resorted to personal attacks, foul language, threats of physical violence, pro-masturbation memes and displays of anti-social behavior in general.  I pray at these people daily…

Lord, please provide us the strength to repel these hateful people with the Truth about self-rape.  May your golden shower of love and forgiveness rain down upon them, cleaning their souls of sin. All we want is to live in a world where the act of masturbation is punishable by imprisonment and/or a fine and/or worse. Amen.”

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Hello, my name is Lonald "Lonnie" Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW anti-masturbation movement. Please visit my Facebook page here, and my unaccredited institution of higher learning here,
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13 Comments on Thursday Sermon

  1. I’m sorry but i don’t understand you’re praying for those who masturbate and The first thing that appears down the Thursday sermon are sluts offering sex???….. WTF???

  2. Just shove your fucking prayers up the asses of your mindless followers “Dr.”. Retarded fucktard.

  3. Are you talking about that good will take a pee on us with his golden shower? Man thats some twisted shit. It will be a pleasure for us to rape the fuck out of your fucking website. There is not even a word for this stupidity. maybe you should go and get some professional help.

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