Family Values

Is an Absent Father to Blame for Masturbation?

How would you feel without the love of your father?

How would you feel without the love of your father?

The rise of feminism in the US has encouraged many women to become single-parents. In these families, the only contribution the father makes is in the form of child-support payments.  While only 20% of the child-support payment goes towards the child itself, the mother hits a “Pay Day” with the remaining 80%. Thus, the rise of boutique coffee shops in the U.S. and online shoe stores.

But what about the child? Does not having a father around lead to higher rates of Masturbation? In a normal same-race household, there is both a mother and a father. This typically leads to a division of labor, as the mother becomes the nurturer and the father becomes the disciplinarian. The disciplinarian in the family serves many functions. In addition to making sure his same-race wife does not speak out of turn or burn the family’s dinner, the disciplinarian also takes measures to keep his family masturbation free.

In a commencement speech given this past spring, the valedictorian of Safford High School (and member of SMN Ministries) thanked his father for the following:

“Who was there to spank The Gay out of me when I asked what masturbation was? Who smelled my sister’s fingers in the morning? Who was it that removed my bedroom door from its hinges, so I wasn’t tempted by privacy? Who was it that rubbed hot sauce on my hands before bedtime? Who taped leather gloves to my hands before I went out to play with other children? Who strapped my arms down, so I couldn’t masturbate when I was learning to walk? It was you Dad! And the reason I’m giving this speech is because of you, Dad.”

As heartwarming as that commencement speech was, it clearly illustrates the role that fathers play in raising children. Fathers that are run-off by the feminist mother, or fathers that become incarcerated are simply not there to raise their children. Because of this, more and more of today’s youth are resorting to masturbation. This has also led to more teenage pregnancy, sexually transmitted disease and a lot of young men following in their fathers’ footsteps and also becoming incarcerated.

Men, do not agree to have a family outside of wedlock. Women, do not confuse discipline with “domestic violence.” We, as a country, need to come together to raise our children correctly.

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Hugh Janus
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Hugh Janus

God please let me masturbate with an old used dirty roll of toilet paper. Amen

Mr. Pot
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Mr. Pot

THIS IS SO FUNNY PLEASE TELL ME THIS WEBSITE IS A JOKE

Father Jacob
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Father Jacob

If masturbation were a joke im sure this site would be hillarious, but this is quite a serious problem with serious consequences son.

Praying for you.

Ken
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Ken

All y’all are dumb

Father Jacob
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Father Jacob

Son there is no need to be insulting these fine people. Yes they do not understand the consequences of self rape, it is a hard thing to grasp. But lets remember that even the best of us were victims at one time or another.
Pray with me for your brothers and sisters that they may find salvation from touching their sin zones.

Ken
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Ken

There’s nothing wrong with masturbation, y’all are just too naïve

Satan's Little Slut
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Satan's Little Slut

My daddy and I jerk each other off every night and he makes me lick it up and I love it. Is that a sin? ?

Deez nutz
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I love you ??

Jerky Mcfapperton
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Jerky Mcfapperton

I fingered your mom liam mckey, and then the devil fingered her asshole till she shat all over her pictures of you as a cute baby. Now a slave of the devil, your mom is brainwashed, the next thing she did was suck the devils dick. The devil thought this wasn’t enough, so he facefucked her until he came a load so large that your mom couldn’t survive it. I’m sorry, but I witnessed it all, the only way to stay out of the devils wrath, is called the jerk operation. You have to JERK YOUR COCk till the magic… Read more »

Liam McKey
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Wow Jerky! You sure think about my mother often. Well, the joke is on you. She is very old and not attractive at all. Only a Masturbator would want to do those things to her.