We all know eating the wrong food has many unhealthy side effects, like heart disease and cancer. But no one knew indulging the wrong foods also ensures one will surrender quickly to the sinful pleasures of masturbation. The earlier a child eats the wrong foods, the more harmful consequences in the longer term will be.
Recent research from B.L.U.F.F. University BLUFF, Department of Food Technology, has shown how harmful mother milk can be for young children, despite claims by doctors who are obviously paid by the liberal media.
A child sucking at the breast of the mother not only allows the mother to experience an orgasm-like sensation, but the child in question develops measurable psychological damage. The child will develop a clear preference for phallus-shaped vegetables, like cucumbers, carrots and eggplant. This also explains the addiction of some children to strawberries and chocolate. Strawberries are known to have an arousing effect on humans. They are called the fruit nipples of Venus for a reason. Chocolate will cause sexual excitement and euphoria, due to increased production of endorphins and serotonin.
The propensity to make bad friends and inject weed is characteristic for children who have been the victims of breast milk squirting mothers. The effects on long term are very alarming, if nobody intervenes. Boys will eventually get infected by homogay disease. Girls will derail quicker and allow their sin caves to be exploited; they will offer themselves to any man who happens to come along. This effect can be counteracted, as was also evident from the studies. When a child has been breastfed, a strict Christian diet is necessary. Quick intervention with intensive treatment of cat milk, bear meat and cumin in Lonnie approved dishes, show that the psychological symptoms can reduce by 90%.
Continuing complaints will require intensive behavioural treatment.