Ten Common Names of Masturbators

(StopmasturbationNOW)—A lot of parents don’t take into account masturbation when they name their child. However did you know that a persons name is directly related to how much they masturbate? Here is a list of the top 5 boys and top 5 girls names for masturbation.

Babies-NamesBoys:
Acqwon
Darkeem
Barack
Jaquon
Keywon

Girls:
Latifah
Shaniqua
Latoya
Meg
Sha’Nay Nay

Parents, it is important that you remember to conform to social norms when raising your children, starting at the name you give them.

11 Comments on Ten Common Names of Masturbators

  1. Marjan393, you look kinda cute. Why don’t you post a picture of your breasts so we can all have some fun at tonight’s circle jerk?

    Praise

  2. Hey guys!!! You forget the medieval and antic rock stars, everpresent from then on, like jESUs aLLAh etc. I think they should fill that list.

  3. This has got to be the most fucking hilarious thing I have ever read in my life… There is no way that anyone can take this as anything but satire and a joke…. And if it’s not that’s how I see it. Masturbation is freaking awesome!!!

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