When Dana Pridemore of Evanston, IL climbed the stairs of her family’s two-story suburban home to retire for the evening, all she had on her mind was her Harper’s Magazine and a few segments of the Tonight Show before turning in.
She visited her daughter Sarah, who at the tender age of eleven, had never failed the SMN Finger Sniff. Tonight was no different. Sarah’s fingers were clean and fresh smelling. There were no signs of vaginal syrup or pungent odor to indicate masturbation. The welcome glow of happy relief that her daughter is free of self-rape sin was evident in Dana’s purposeful stride.
It was when Mrs. Pridemore walked into her fourteen year-old son Jason’s room that the horrible events that almost destroyed the Pridemore family occurred.
Usually, it is Mr. Hank Pridemore who sniffed Jason’s fingers and hand for the almond smell of seminal ejaculate indicating young male self-rape. This night was no different. As a loving father and family man, Mr. Pridemore took his duty to perform the SMN Finger Sniff on Jason very seriously. He is prideful in his efforts to ensure the eternal salvation of his family.
After Dana left her daughter’s room to join her husband before slumber, she remembered that a few of Jason’s white socks were missing from that day’s laundry. She thought she would pay young Jason a visit. He had a habit of carelessly flinging his socks and underwear around the room as typical of young boys at his age with a paper route and team sport activities. Dana thought she would look for the mismatched socks and remind Jason to cease his careless activity if he was still awake.
What she would discover was infinitely worse…
As she entered Jason’s dark room, she heard his wide awake body immediately cover and roll away from the light. She also caught a glimpse of her son’s gleaming eyes from the mirror as they reflected in the same light. He seemed to have his arms pinned to his sides.
With that odd behavior, Dana Pridemore flipped on the bedroom lights and advanced to investigate. She pulled down her son’s blankets to reveal the most shocking scene of her life. Young Jason was curled up in a defensive fetal position holding on to his turgid and recently stroked penis. With a semen encrusted sock next to his crotch area, it clicked. Jason was self raping.
Dana’s guttural cry shook the household, waking young Sarah and causing Hank to come sprinting into the room.
Both Hank and Dana Pridemore gasped at the reality of the situation they witnessed. Hank’s initial reaction was that of physical retaliation to drive the self-rape demons from his son. He held back from an open handed strike to his son’s face when he noticed his wife in tears, holding her face in her hands. Hank ordered Sarah back to her room and immediately contacted the SMN Family Services Hotline to explain the dire circumstances of his family’s dilemma.
It is in a situation like this that Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts can do the most good. There are facilities that offer counseling and self-rape aversion therapy on the campus. With the high standing of the Pridemore family, their plight was forefront to the B.L.U.F.F. staff.
Today, the Pridemore family has much healing to do. Their faith has been dealt a serious blow by the self-rape demons that patrol the earth and look to infect lessor minds. They are receiving the care needed to eliminate this shameful event from their lives and repair the dignity of their household as a God-loving normal family in the service of Christ and Lonnie. Please join with us in prayer and well wishes to the Pridemore Family and all others that are on the road to repairing lives shattered by self-rape.