Throughout nature, we at B.L.U.F.F and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow have found a plethora of disgusting natural objects that codify self-rape, but perhaps none is so blatantly obviously created to be a foul dingus as that demonic penis-resembling fruit: the banana.
The agenda of this yellow phallus shaped succulent fruit is unclear. Try as though we might, we have yet to be able to get the bananas to admit to anything intelligible.
But what is crystal clear, is that bananas resemble gigantic penises, and are grown in South Mexico and Greater Asian Micronesian Ornament, by depraved non-normal and primitive Mexicans and Communist Ornamentals, both species of which have been shown to pose contagious masturbation dangers to law abiding Normals.
It is very obvious, I mean, c’mon, just take a gander. A banana could not look anymore like a penis, right down to the pointy tip and heinous brown spots. Clearly this is a self-rape trigger, and should be avoided, possibly quelled, as it looks just like a penis. Looking like a penis, as bananas certainly do, is just disgusting, and will cause sin, inviting Satan right into our homes, so we can fall, right into his trap! The deviousness!
AIMED AT YOUTH
Bananas, championed by “mainstream medicine” as healthy snack, are often offered to school children, public school children, no less, who our tax dollars pay to feed, and are often non-Normal. This disgusting, non-segregated, cuisine and diet plan, only ensures degradation of the already highly diluted Normals culture, and way of life, already in decline in theses dark days of the pre-Coming of The Apocalypse.
Encouraging young Normals, and larval non-Normals, to engage in simulated acts of oral sex, with a Satanic fruit, that may cause self-rape triggering, is just too much, and frankly, is an outrage!
Thanks Obama! (sarcasm)
Bananas need to be removed from the public, and public schools now! If bananas aren’t banned, then we all might as well be gullible whores for Satan, with big “Vacancy” signs over the metaphorical, prolapsed, anuses of our souls!