According to King Lonald Holy Bible, God told Abraham to circumcise himself, his household and his slaves as a means of discouraging masturbation. For centuries, God-fearing Hebrews have been circumcising their young to promote a healthy, non-masturbatory life style. Typically, they were betrayed by their own kind for few shekels.
Chewing circumcised child foreskin as gum is a disgusting new trend that has been gaining in popularity in Homogay community. Depraved leather clad men will pay as much as $120 a hit (2-3 oz piece of penile flesh clippings). Rabbi Mordechai Rabinovic was one of several foreskin dealers detained for questioning in a series of raids in San Francisco.
This investigation began in November 2013 when the San Francisco LGBT desk of the DEA received a tip about a possible foreskin trafficking organization operating out of the local Homogay club, notorious for hosting corporate Big Masturbation events in the Bay Area.
“Investigators have uncovered and interrupted a foreskin-smuggling ring that trafficked penile matter clippings from California Synagogues to local Homogay nightclubs,” said Special Agent-in-Charge Barbara M. Dykens of the DEA’s San Francisco division. “In total, we have seized 66 pounds of fresh foreskin with an estimated street value of over $3 Million. This is an excellent example of what can be accomplished by heterosexually led Christian law enforcement agencies cooperating across jurisdictional lines.”
During the arrests, agents also took into custody nine Homogays and a suspected trans-gender woman who were caught chewing foreskin illegally. Court records did not list attorneys for those who were arrested.
In this hour of need, we put children’s needs first. We advocate for, and achieve large-scale change for children. Help us save children’s lives. Stop Masturbation NOW.
– Nikita Shalavin
Cultural Attaché and Homogay Converter at Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts – BLUFF