(StopMasturbationNOW)—When you say Australia, most of the world thinks about prison colonies, Crocodile Dundee, Olympic cheaters, terrible music, and kangaroos. But the reality is much much darker than that.
Australia was founded as the prison for the western world, sexual deviants, masturbators, homosexuals, rapists, and murders were put here as the land resembled a hell worse than death itself. Unfortunately they bred and as the world got smaller Australians became a part of the rest of the world.
Today in Australia the day Australia celebrates its becoming a prison full of sodomites. Unfortunately not much has changed in 200 years. On paper Australia day is supposed to be “The official National Day of Australia, marked by community and family events, reflections on Australian history, official community awards, and citizenship ceremonies welcoming new immigrants into the Australian community.” Again this is where reality is much different than paper. In reality Australia day is a day where Australians crank up men at work, masturbation rates skyrocket, crime goes up, public Incest becomes as normal holding hands, and drunken children wander potholed streets.
Australia needs the world to step in and set an example. Strict moral and family value legislation must be quickly be introduced. The world needs to place economic sanctions on Australia immediately similar to the way the world put sanctions on South Africa to force change related to apartheid. The united nations needs to immediacy pass a resolution to implement this social change.