(StopMasturbationNow)—Canadian SS squads recently uncovered a massive underground tunnel dug near the Pan American games site in the Canadian capital of Toronto. Initially Canadian authorities were baffled at the mysterious tunnel.
The mysterious tunnel measured more than 6 feet in height, nearly 3 feet in width and about 33 feet in length, Toronto Police Deputy Chief Mark Saunders told reporters Tuesday.
Plywood walls were reinforced with wooden supports. The tunnel was 10 feet underground, with a ladder leading down to the chamber. Police also found a gas can, food and beverage containers, work gloves, a wheel barrow and moisture-resistant light bulbs in the tunnel, which has been filled in. Its entrance was concealed by dirt over a wood lid.
“We don’t know whether someone is building one somewhere else,” Saunders said. “I’m open to anything right now.”
SMN sources have investigated this and other events and come to the realization that Canadians are trying to escape the horror of their socialist captivity. “Canadians crave democracy, American values, and strong leadership, none of these can be found in Canada” said Lonnie Childs while on tour in Calgary Alberta “And when they get to the US, they are harder to identify than the Mexicans, what we have here are Snow Mexicans.
Canada US relations are at an all-time low with Canada hoarding much of the North American oil. “Why should Canada get the oil, the continent is called America for a reason” said Dr Childs. “Manifest destiny has never been finished.”