Print Your Own Free Masturbation Promise Father’s Day Card

(StopMasturbationNOW)—This coming Sunday is Father’s Day. Make sure you tell your father you love him and respect his values by printing and signing your very own SMN Industries Fathers Day Promise card. Click on the graphic below or here on this link and then print it.  Cut along the dotted lines and fold and sign and you have the best gift a dad could ever want.

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10 Comments on Print Your Own Free Masturbation Promise Father’s Day Card

  1. I’ve already got my card in the mail to you, Lonnie. You may not be my biological father, but you’re my Father in Christ and Abstaining From Masturbating and that is all that matters.

  2. Maybe this is why so many children get molested in the church. Dont make a child your date instead masturbate

  3. Dear dad, happy father’s day
    Though sometimes you’re mean
    If you’ll try to be nicer
    I won’t flick my bean.

  4. I printed this card on a tissue, and used it to wipe off my last emission! It really made me think.

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