(StopMasturbationNOW)—Sometimes the United States has elected the wrong people and they have done the wrong thing. This weekend in a speech in Munich Germany, SMN industries founder and Leader Lonnie Childs apologized to the German people for Americas interfering with German goals in WW2. “America is a great friend to the German people, unfortunately Franklin Roosevelt was serving and under a diminished mental capacity and overreacted after Pearl Harbor. The Orientals should have been the target of our wrath and response and we should have united with Germany against the Oriental and Soviet menaces”
The speech came on the 71st anniversary of Operation Overlord also known as D-day or the invasion of Normandy. Had the United States only focused on the pacific and the soviet threats, we could have avoided, Vietnam, Korea, the cold war, and the current Chinese menace.
The speech was delivered in front of an estimated audience of over 2400 people. Many of whom applauded Lonnie’s leadership and foresight. “He is truly a man above other men” one gatherer commented. After the speech a traditional German celebration took place celebrating the event.
Dr Childs will now head to Austria for vacation and to announce the formation of the first SMN compound on European soil.