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Lonnie Childs Apologizes to German People for American Interference in WW2

(StopMasturbationNOW)—Sometimes the United States has elected the wrong people and they have done the wrong thing. This weekend in a speech in Munich Germany, SMN industries founder and Leader Lonnie Childs apologized to the German people for Americas interfering with German goals in WW2. “America is a great friend to the German people, unfortunately Franklin Roosevelt was serving and under a diminished mental capacity and overreacted after Pearl Harbor. The Orientals should have been the target of our wrath and response and we should have united with Germany against the Oriental and Soviet menaces”

octoberfest-004The speech came on the 71st anniversary of Operation Overlord also known as D-day or the invasion of Normandy. Had the United States only focused on the pacific and the soviet threats, we could have avoided, Vietnam, Korea, the cold war, and the current Chinese menace.

The speech was delivered in front of an estimated audience of over 2400 people. Many of whom applauded Lonnie’s leadership and foresight. “He is truly a man above other men” one gatherer commented. After the speech a traditional German celebration took place celebrating the event.

Dr Childs will now head to Austria for vacation and to announce the formation of the first SMN compound on European soil.

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A Smart Guy
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Two things:
1. I feel sorry for Europe since they have to have these dumbasses over there now
2. Did you ever study history? Germany DECLARED war on the US (like any sensible person would do) The US did not “interfere” as you say, we were defending our country from an invading force

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

Oh yeah, did you religious bigots miss me?

Lonnie Childs
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I’m sorry, and you are..?

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

Someone who studied history, I mean seriously, this article is more broken than the US government.

Dr. Cornelius Felcher
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Such praise! I’ve always said Hitler gets a bad rap. He really wasn’t that bad when you look at everything else going on in this world. Like decriminalizing masturbation. And queer coitus.

I just hope it’s not too late to mend our broken relationship with the German people. Who could blame them?

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Also a smart guy

@A Smart Guy it’s all a proven hoax not kidding this whole website is a troll website

Noah
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Dr. Felcher! Good to see you again!

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Boing! Hehehehehe Boing!

ralderfer
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Look regardless of how you feel and uneducated you are and for that I do feel sorry you, I mean it’s not like everyone to be part of ultimate plan. We need weak and simple minded folks like your self to be the poster child to perpetuate our ultimate plan. Jesus doesn’t have room for ignorant fools like you! And where do you get off on calling China a menace? It’s not like they have worked for thousands of years to be where they are at, so they deserve everything that they have. But what I want to know is:… Read more »

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Dudes, this is a troll site. I love you for not getting that, thought

Nigger
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Penis

Stalin☭☭☭☭
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Stalin☭☭☭☭

Lonnie, you a coward. The comrades of the Soviet Union will kill and rape u!