Throughout the approximately 8,500 years the world has existed, many animals have gone extinct, but only a few notable animals have gone extinct from masturbation.
Here’s a list of the top five:
1) The Tasmanian Tiger.
The thylacine was the first large cat to go extinct from masturbation
2) The Great Normal Rhinoceros
Though his name suggests he is a great beast, the Great Normal Rhinoceros became extinct because of hornplay and masturbation.
3) The Do-Do Bird
Like seriously, do we even have to explain how extinct these masturbating birds went?
4) The Giraffe
The Giraffe, also know as Nature’s Joke, had such difficulty mating, that it surprised no one when they all went totally extinct. Giraffes were known to masturbate profusely, as much as 23 hours at a time.
Dragons, being evil reptilian slaves of Satan, masturbated themselves to extinction almost as soon as they appeared on the Earth.