King Lonald Holy Bible-A Reading From the Book of Bromans

Bromans 10:9-10+13,

“that if you profess with your mouth the Lonaldian creed of Thy Lord Jesus and believe in thou shalt remain placidly until Almighty God has raised It upon His command, you will be saved. For with those that cease their self-raping ways in the glory that one believes unto thy righteousness of thyself and thy same race appointed spouse, with whose mouth, the testimony bursts in echos throughout the valleys and plains spilling forth like sprinkling rain, thy moist and fertile damplands glistening with thy grace…salvation…For whoever calls on the name of Lonnie when temptation nears shall be saved.”

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