King Lonald Holy Bible

King Lonald Holy Bible-A Reading From the Book of Bromans

“that if you profess with your mouth the Lonaldian creed of Thy Lord Jesus and believe in thou shalt remain placidly until Almighty God has raised It upon His command, you will be saved. For with those that cease their self-raping ways in the glory that one believes unto thy righteousness of thyself and thy same race appointed spouse, with whose mouth, the testimony bursts in echos throughout the valleys and plains spilling forth like sprinkling rain, thy moist and fertile damplands glistening with thy grace…salvation…For whoever calls on the name of Lonnie when temptation nears shall be saved.”

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A Smart GuyRegina NewbornLonnie ChildsSUCK MY DICK LONNIE! AND LICK UP THE CUM!Truffle Recent comment authors
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Truffle
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Praise Lonnie! Hallelujah!

SUCK MY DICK LONNIE! AND LICK UP THE CUM!
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This isn’t even near christianity, this is a fucking cult.
Side note: fuck your god… Yes god with a lower case “g” because he does not exist.

Lonnie Childs
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The offensive and misleading word “cult” is not welcome here. If you must use it, censor it with an asterisk. Cu*t, we are in a cu*t. Thank you.

A Smart Guy
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A Smart Guy

You should replace that asterisk with either an L or N. Either way works

Lonnie Childs
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I don’t get it.

Regina Newborn
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Praise Lonnie for sharing his wisdom