The Temptations of the Camel Toe

Satan's Powerful Weapon in His War to Destroy Your Soul

Camel ToeIndeed, the camel toe is Satan’s powerful weapon in his war to destroy your soul.

A camel toe is a slang used to describe the shape and appearance of certain female boxes. When a woman jams her lower torso into today’s tight modern shorts, pant suits and thin fabric panties, the pressure and pattern of skin and fat displacement of her juice box and surrounding terrain takes the shape of an actual hoof print from the humped animals of Sand Mexico.

The woman of B.L.U.F.F. are expected to carry themselves in a manner befitting that of an esteemed member of the social order, free of sin, in both their actions and appearance. Although breasts were rightfully one of the main areas of concern when the B.L.U.F.F. Council created the Campus Charter (I’ll be handling breasts in a future article), the camel toe also received deserved attention and scrutiny.

Next to the breast and posterior, the camel toe is the area of the female form most likely to pull a man away from God.

The camel toe, forbidden on all B.L.U.F.F. Campuses, is an area of the woman’s anatomy that has escaped regulation in normal society despite the amount of attention it receives from the gawking public. Often shielded from the open air only by thin, but constricting panty material, a camel toe offers a revealing advertisement to perverted eyes to a point where not much is left to the imagination.

This is not good because we know Satan uses tricks and tantalizing views to spark feelings of lust in the hearts of young men, taking their attention away from their personal spiritual growth. It is a deadly force against the mission of the SMN Ministries and their efforts to quell the sin of self rape.

Many young boys suffer debilitating skateboard and bicycle accidents when fixated on a female fur cave that is tightly compacted into a visible camel toe. His young mind quickly travels to that place in his imagination, anticipating the delights a tightened vag will offer when wrapped around his hardening sin stick. He will yearn to “open the present” and watch the form unfold before his eyes, leading him to become unaware of his surroundings and initiate the lustful feelings that lead to furious self rape, according to studies completed by B.L.U.F.F. Scientists and Scholars.

Satan knows it is very easy for a young man to fall away from Brother Lonnie’s Teachings and handle his fleshy tube when tempted by a camel toe. With his endorphins and testee rones jumping like beans from Mexico all around in his head, the young man will experience unavoidable sexual tension when confronted with camels toes and even their middle-aged cousin, the well traveled and well-worn moose knuckle (often featured by cougar temptresses.)

All spiritual growth is lost when a camel toe causes a young man to succumb to masturbatory temptation. My dear friends in Christ, It is time to regulate the camel toe in society as it is on the B.L.U.F.F. Campus. It should the policy for all women to take precautions and avoid the clothing and activity that displays a visible camel toe.

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Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O’Reily “No-Spin” Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.

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12 Comments on The Temptations of the Camel Toe

  1. This is why all Holy lesser gendereds, including myself, wear BLUFF standard regulation, knee length undergarments.

    I’m also overjoyed to hear that Brother Cassidy, will be handling breasts.

    Praise!

    • May god help you with your sexist ways. I am praying to god that he/she can help you on your path to discover that men and women are equal, but different.
      God bless,
      Michael.

  2. Can I please help you when you begin handling breasts brother cassidy? My wife tells me that I’m quite good at it. And may I handle your breasts truffle? How big are they?

  3. Milton will you rub one out for me? I’ll do it for you that way we can save each other from the sin of self rape. Do you have a large penis? I do so you might have to use both hands or you could try using your mouth how’s your gah reflex? Get back to me and we’ll set something up sweetie

  4. I see in your picture that you’ve got your sleeves rolled up Milton. You must be ready to go! That turns me on a little. Do you think that you could post a few more pics so I can see what kind of a package you’ve got? Does Lonnie Childs have a large penis? And how about Cathy Redmond, does the carpet match the curtains? Damn it you all make my sin stick quiver so badly that I have to rub it until it stops quivering but every time I do I know I’ve self raped again but I can’t stop looking at all the pictures! Please come rub one out for me Milton and see if you can get that trollop truffle to tag along and maybe she can be our fluffer for the circle jerk.

  5. You’ve figured out my tactic. Yes, I was planning to use camel toes to take over the world and let it burn. But how about I try using those nudes you sent me, Lonnie? Damn. Three inches. I feel sorry for you. Xx satan

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