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The Morning After…For the Masturbation Addict

“What happened last night?  Did I get selfraped? Who do I turn to?”

Turn to Christ, young masturbator!  Take the STOP Masturbation NOW pledge of self-celibacy today!  Praise!

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Carlos Danger
6 years ago

I don’t miss those mornings. Thank you brother Lonnie for saving me from a life of shame and degradation.

Åge
Åge
6 years ago

what if u don’t belive in god. What if nothing is wring with masturbation?

Liam McKey
6 years ago
Reply to  Åge

Hahahaha!!!!! No god? Good masturbation? Where do these people come up with this stuff?

CoolStoryCory
6 years ago

Im going to email that picture to all my friends. PRAISE!

Cassidy Pen
6 years ago
Reply to  CoolStoryCory

I’m a large fan of visuals that encompass the horrors, sins, and guilt of the self rapist. Brother Lonnie has that special gift of conjuring up indisputable faith facts and tossing them right into the faces of sinners. They see the folly of their ways and many repent rather than face eternal torment in the furnace of fire.

LickMe,LickMe!
LickMe,LickMe!
6 years ago

Hahahaha, God I love this website! Pray for me!!! 🙂

not really lonnie childs

I used to be a keen masturbator and would even roofie myself so I wouldnt resist. Then I found god and he showed me the evils of masturbation. praise the lord!!!!!!

Att0m
Att0m
6 years ago

Thank you brother loonie.

Masturbation God
Masturbation God
6 years ago

I’d fuck him, all night long.

ex-wanker
ex-wanker
6 years ago

I used to be a masturbator, now I let the girls do it for me

holy-funny selfrapist
holy-funny selfrapist
6 years ago

I can’t tell if this site is for real or not, but either way, I just wanted to thank you for some of the best laughter I’ve experienced in weeks. Thank you.

Ashly
Ashly
6 years ago

I am a female, I’m a committed relationship, I am faithful to him, and I go on the internet browser, and find some good BDSM or Transexual porn and matsturbate until I get off. There’s NO regret, NO anguish, and no embarrassment/self-pity. It’s not self rape, you fucking morons, you’re doing it to yourself CONCIOUSLY. So when you decide to get married have have sex with your partner that’s rape too?! You people are so easly lead, THATS pathetic.

Truffle
6 years ago
Reply to  Ashly

You, Sir, are a disgrace to all lesser gendereds! May you burn for an eternity in the fires of triple-hell!

Praying AT you and your wife.

Omg this is stupid
Omg this is stupid
5 years ago

Truffle what are you talking about you are being so stupid tpmasturbation is perfectly normal tell me right now what physical badness it causes

jesus is love and the earth is flat and magic is real, over the rainbow are unicorns and tiny pigs eating chocolate
jesus is love and the earth is flat and magic is real, over the rainbow are unicorns and tiny pigs eating chocolate
4 years ago

Oh god… i think this will change my life… they have all reason! We shouldnt masturbate! So why r we doing it? I think this is a big help for all of these people ho is masturbating their self… lets have sex! Its the only way to stop it! So pray for me and for the daily sex to have a better life!