Lonnie Childs

3 Simple Ways To Be A Man

I’ve met a lot of men over the years that claim to be “real men” but none have compared to Brother Lonnie Childs. I was able to briefly meet Brother Lonnie during a faith conference in Phoenix, Arizona in late 2014 and He made my fledgling writing career by allowing me to write here on His Holy Netsite. Brother Lonnie exemplifies what is means to be a man and He has passed on these simple tips to all of you boys out there reading who want to be a true man of God.

3. Maintain high levels of testosterone at all times

This one is the most simple as most men have high levels of testosterone and if your testosterone levels are low, it’s quite simple to boost those levels. There are many products out there like anabolic steroids, human growth hormone and beef steaks that will aid you in boosting your testosterone levels. If you fail to have superhuman levels of testosterone in your body you have no excuse for being one step closer to lesser gendered status. All it takes is constant monitoring and taking the vitamin supplements like steroids and human growth hormones to achieve this.

2. If someone disrespects you, strike them down

Let’s say you are at church and you think that some other man looks at your same race assigned spouse improperly. A boy will just look away quickly or go home and lament the looks from the man by way of a melodramatic blog post. A real man steps to the leering scumbag and knocks them out with a solitary punch fueled by the power of Jesus and Lonnie Childs. A “super” man will knock the creep down and break the pew the likely masturbator was sitting on with his weak body. The real man in this anecdote then congratulates the preacher on an excellent sermon, apologizes for the mess and takes his SRAS out to the parking lot to have an impromptu procreational sex appointment in the backseat of his luxury sedan.

1. Don’t masturbate

This one seems obvious, but also builds off the other two points. A masturbator leaks testosterone out of the tip of his sin stick, draining the essence of what it takes to be a man onto the pages of newspapers and illegal magazines. Instead of wasting his testosterone, a real man fires his DNA laced with testosterone into the womb of his SRAS during a planned moment of procreation. A masturbator also lacks the physical strength and endurance to ever successfully win a fight of any sort. Whereas a real man has the strength built up from showing restraint when it comes to masturbation and has the power of Jesus flowing through his veins when he breaks someone’s face after a moment of disrespect. Simply put, a “real man” has never masturbated or has been cured of his ills by Brother Lonnie Childs.

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I want your hot throbbing cock in my tiny virgin ass hole destroying my asshole me crying in pain as shrek penetrates me and his warm hot gooey semen filling me to the brim

Shrek
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are you ready 😉

Donkey Dong
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Donkey Dong

I fap to my little pony

Iwanttocuminsiderainbowdash
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Iwanttocuminsiderainbowdash

Same

Lonnie Childs
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Hardcore, wanton homosexuality is most assuredly NOT welcome on this holy netsite. That’s what Grindr is for, you FREAKS!

Alex The Great
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psst homosexuals aren’t freaks

Lonnie Childs
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But masturbators are. All homosexuals rape themselves.

real men are real men
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real men are real men

How to be a man:
1 Ignore stupid articles about how to be a man. They’re always wrong.

Saved by the Truth
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Saved by the Truth

You are obviously not a man.

Lonnie Childs
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You should be on your knees in front of Kenneth Day, author of this faith piece, thanking him for the free lesson in masculinity.

Nigel Covington
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Mr. Day, I compliment you sir for once again for rendering such a powerful fact based article that any real man like ourselves recognizes to be the truth. Your efforts to educate people and through brother Lonnie reach out to those who suffer from the disease of masturbation is commendable. Praise Jesus & Lonnie

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A real man don’t need no stinkin’ articles written by puny little wussies about how to be a man.

F U C K
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F U C K

I want your huge cock up my ass now I’m so gay for you ugh

KKK All the way
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KKK All the way

you are all a bunch of niggers disrespecting this website ( sarcastic comment is sarcastic )

Jessica Lawrence
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Jessica Lawrence

This is the most ridiculous site I have came across. Fuck you and all you pretentious Bible Bangers. “Straight male over sight? ” This is nothing but a bunch of sheep blindly following a controlling, mind washing and degrading cult disguised as religion. I “pray” that you poor fools pull your heads out of your ass and realize there is nothing wrong with sex, or liking sex for that matter. If you are a good person, who ever is running this world won’t damn you for enjoying everything this planet has to offer. Get out there, live your life and… Read more »

karuroshi aikawa
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well, we can say there are no men in the earth