Blecks Change Black History Month to Lonnie History Month

The Non Normals Are Finally Giving Credit Where Credit is Due!

Luxurious Negro cruise ship. Navigated by Captain Brother Lonnnie Childs

Many non normal Americans have been falsely categorized as being ungrateful for the many accomplishments of the normal white man under Brother Lonnie’s supervision. Despite left wing media jibberish, blecks are quite happy to have had their ancestors brought to american via top notch cruise vessels to perform the tasks necessary to build the Americas into the powerful Lonvidian nation you see today.

What the noisy non normals such as the Reverend Al Sharpton, Michelle Obama, and Flavor Flav fail to realize is that had their predecessors not been so lovingly packaged, labeled via branding, and paid for via Christie’s Auction House, they would be somewhere in Africa suffering from the Bad AIDS, naked with ashy feet, a bone in their nose, and goat’s blood soup for supper. Newsflash non normals, there are no Jordans, grape soda, or Popeye’s Chicken in Africa!

Bleck Gold, Nike Air Jordans
Bleck Gold, Nike Air Jordans
A meal fit for a non normal king! Fried chicken wings, french fries and hot sauce!
A meal fit for a non normal king! Fried chicken wings, french fries and hot sauce!

Sure the police in American are a little strict, but they have your best interests at heart. They understand your tendency towards savagery and want to coerce you in the direction in which you should go. Nine times out of ten, that direction is straight to jail.

Genuine African discord. Completely wrong for America!
Genuine African discord. Completely wrong for America!
Dealing with unruly blecks is no game of chance!
Dealing with unruly blecks is no game of chance!

So, they next time you see a crotchety, rhythmless,  old white woman, don’t steal her pocket book. Don’t yell, “Out my way you ole jive ass cracker!”. Smile, look down at her feet and say, “Mornin’ ma’am. Ise sho’ hope you have uh wonderful day. Lonnie bless yuh!”. Then get on the public transit and go directly to the back so that the tired normals, who work hard to keep our society afloat can rest their weary legs.

Non Normal Only seating accomodations. Its' all they luxury they need.
Non Normal Only seating accomodations. Its’ all they luxury they need.

And by all means, DON’T MASTURBATE. Darkie sperm is not save for public sewage systems.

Faith Researchers found what is thought to be the oldest black penis. The sperm released from this massive member was the size of a bullfrog tadpole.
Faith Researchers found what is thought to be the oldest black penis. The sperm released from this massive member was the size of a bullfrog tadpole.

Praise Lonnnie!

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18 Comments on Blecks Change Black History Month to Lonnie History Month

  1. Those ships and their tight living quarters built a strong sense of community for the Africans. Praise!

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  2. One of the superior men folk told me that, Flavor Flav, wears a clock the size of Big Ben around his neck and he still has to ask folk, 'You know what time it is?' He masturbated his brain cells away and now has the dumb.

    Self-rape... NOT EVEN ONCE!

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  3. Hi, my archenemy God is against this sort of racism. But seeing as his minions are spreading these lies, I've taken it into my own hands. You are fucked up, bro. Beware, Lonnie childs. I've a special place reserved in hell for you. Fire is coming your way. Xx Satan.

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  4. Good lawd Lonnie. You left little for your few followers to imagine. Now, sir, I hate to say this, but; well, I've hated all my life, so I feel I deserve the right to: We remain weary when weak women reuse restless words, for the words of the weak wane wantlessly on the weathering of the whole soul.

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  5. Can you please forget what you learned in Amerikkkan Schools. They weren't brought over because the parasitic white people were good things. It was to enslave us, and to starve us and kill us. It is simple history knowledge but you are to busy praising Hitler and that sub human Jesus so, fuck you. You make me ashamed to have white blood in me.

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      • I don't masturbate. But I don't hate other people for doing it. Also, how else am I supposed to word it shortly. Fuck Amerikkka. Fuck Kkkhrist. And fuck you for making me laugh at an insult at my expense.

        Also, this page and siteis incredibly racist. Fuck white devils.

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  6. YOU ARE A SICK FUCKED UP INDIVIDUAL< GO SPREAD YOUR BULLSHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE!!! AND HAVE A WANK MAN!!!!

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  7. Excuse any spelling mistakes. My right hand is currently occupied. Just wanted to congratulate you on such an important article. You've single handedly proved that it's possible to have a negative value IQ. You lot really aren't worth getting angry at, you'll die out soon enough with that level of intelligence.

    Ps, we all originated from Africa! Suprised! Try reading a book some time

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  8. This halloween, i saw a homeless jew in the streets rubbing his beefstick. I felt disgusted and violated. Jews are a big problem in today's society, causing things like taxes for the rich, and so on. KIll them with fire!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Wow, I masturbate and I have a higher iq then any of you bible thumpers, your giving us Christians a bad name. Oh Lonnie, btw I think your a complete dumbass

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