Many non normal Americans have been falsely categorized as being ungrateful for the many accomplishments of the normal white man under Brother Lonnie’s supervision. Despite left wing media jibberish, blecks are quite happy to have had their ancestors brought to american via top notch cruise vessels to perform the tasks necessary to build the Americas into the powerful Lonvidian nation you see today.
What the noisy non normals such as the Reverend Al Sharpton, Michelle Obama, and Flavor Flav fail to realize is that had their predecessors not been so lovingly packaged, labeled via branding, and paid for via Christie’s Auction House, they would be somewhere in Africa suffering from the Bad AIDS, naked with ashy feet, a bone in their nose, and goat’s blood soup for supper. Newsflash non normals, there are no Jordans, grape soda, or Popeye’s Chicken in Africa!
Sure the police in American are a little strict, but they have your best interests at heart. They understand your tendency towards savagery and want to coerce you in the direction in which you should go. Nine times out of ten, that direction is straight to jail.
So, they next time you see a crotchety, rhythmless, old white woman, don’t steal her pocket book. Don’t yell, “Out my way you ole jive ass cracker!”. Smile, look down at her feet and say, “Mornin’ ma’am. Ise sho’ hope you have uh wonderful day. Lonnie bless yuh!”. Then get on the public transit and go directly to the back so that the tired normals, who work hard to keep our society afloat can rest their weary legs.
And by all means, DON’T MASTURBATE. Darkie sperm is not save for public sewage systems.