Hello, my name is Lonnie Childs and I am the founder and president of the STOP Masturbation NOW self-celibacy movement. Welcome to my netsite.
Many years ago, while living at home as a 25 year-old youth, my mother walked in on me as I raped myself an image of black pop sensation, Tina Turner. I’ll never forget the look on her face as she observed her only son abusing his sin zones in such a depraved manner. It wasn’t long before she was literally dragging me to our church where I was forced to confess my sin before the shocked congregation. That moment of disgrace and shame will be seared into my brain forever. Praise! My mother removed me from the secular college that I was attending because she (rightfully) believed that was where I picked up my nasty little habit. After months of private counselling from my pastor and washing my brain clean at the unaccredited Faith School, Bob Jones University, I finally understood that the act of masturbation (self-rape) was one of the worst sins in the history of the world. The world and elsewhere. I vowed to myself, God and Mother to never abuse myself in such a manner ever again. A vow that I keep to this day.
After graduating from BJU, while relaxing at home and not masturbating, I discovered an ancient parchment stuck between the cushions of Mother’s couch. After studying the text I came to realize that this was a message from God Himself instructing me to take this crazy anti-fap movement beyond my ever-dwindling social circle and into the world beyond. My mission was clear and the STOP Masturbation NOW movement was born! Praise!
My name is Lonnie Childs. Welcome to STOP Masturbation NOW.
Our Facebook netsite page is here at http://www.facebook.com/originalsmn
Please feel free to visit our mascot, Fappy® the Anti-Masturbation Dolphin at http://www.facebook.com/fappythedolphin
Enroll at unaccredited faith university that I founded, Brother Lonnie’s University of Faith Facts (B.L.U.F.F.) here http://www.facebook.com/brotherlonnie
The ancient scroll that I uncovered from Mother’s couch is currently being translated and updated by faith linguists as the King Lonald Holy Bible. It can be found here http://www.facebook.com/Kinglonaldbible