Barack Hussein Obama, our first Muslim President, has disgraced the office of POTUS time and again during the six long years we’ve had to endure him. Bowing to foreign dignitaries, playing golf, wearing the wrong color, being the wrong color — there’s just nothing this arrogant, godless man won’t do to mock Americans on the world stage. But this time, he’s gone too far.
Seen here in this video brazenly posted on social media by White House staff, the PresiDON’T is seen offering up a half-hearted, homogay salute to two Marines.
Doubtless, he was preoccupied with thoughts of his golf swing and airstrikes on the bad ISIS. And he has made no secret of his disdain for the white man and our military in the past, so we might not expect him to return the respect offered him by these fine young Caucasian males.
We at STOP Masturbation NOW Ministries, however, can see through to the root of the problem. When you have completed Lonnie Child’s How To Spot a Masturbator Home DVD Course, this one’s almost too easy. Obama is coming off the heels of a masturbation all-nighter and is too fatigued to hold his hand at attention (this explains why he is drinking coffee). He can’t even look these upstanding normals in the eye, shame-filled and soul-sapped as he is after the vain depletion of his seed several times in one evening.
Masturbation poisons everything, including the God-appointed throne of the American presidency. Shame on you, Mr. PresiDON’T. Your limp-wristed “Self-Rape Salute” is a mockery to the anti-masturbation values this nation was founded upon. May Lonnie have mercy on your soul.