Oh, righteous of women, serve your man the brewed
nectar of grain and hops for with he shall enjoy
the nfl action.
Make not appearances without a scrumptious snack or
beverage in silent servitude, for the action is intense
and worthy of thy male eyes.
Forthwith, during halftime, pleasure thou mate on
thy knees with vigor, for 14 minutes shall pass
Place a steak meal in a tv tray before thy mate upon
the final whistle, for it is honorable.