Oh, righteous of women, serve your man the brewed
nectar of grain and hops for with he shall enjoy
the nfl action.
Make not appearances without a scrumptious snack or
beverage in silent servitude, for the action is intense
and worthy of thy male eyes.
Forthwith, during halftime, pleasure thou mate on
thy knees with vigor, for 14 minutes shall pass
in quickening.
Place a steak meal in a tv tray before thy mate upon
the final whistle, for it is honorable.
Author: Cassidy Pen
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
AMEN!
Amen and Hail Mary!
Amen, Brother Cassidy.
Cathy! Come quick I need you! I just ejaculated all over my stomach on my routine daily tug. I need you to lick the cum of my stomach.