Hortonville WI/ Safford AZ (SMNNN)
The annual Beat Pigs For Jesus Festival in Hortonville, Wisconsin, has been cancelled, no doubt because of pressure from liberal atheist gays.
The festival, a long standing holy-ceremony, in which faithful Normals beat the life from disgusting pigs, was protested by known liberal homogay beastophilia advocates P.E.T.A. The perverts at P.E.T.A claimed they festival was cruel. SMN Ministries disagrees, says B.L.U.F.F. Ham Steward James Lamb, ” No, it’s fine, religious even. Pigs don’t have feelings. Unless being delicious is a feeling. Praise! ”
Brother Lonnie Childs has opened the campound of B.L.U.F.F Arizona to the faithful Normals of Hortonville, and will allow the Beat Pigs For Jesus Festival to continue, undeterred by liberal animal-sexers.
Said Lonnie Childs. ” It’s a good thing these people do. I like bacon. Praise. “