19-Year-Old Girl Drowns Masturbating In Shower

showerheads are extremely dangerous implements of self-rape when used by the lesser gendered
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19-Year-Old Becky Hawkins of Pink Hill, North Carolina met the same fate that befalls 100% of all masturbators when she died committing the sin of self-rape in her shower. Hawkins, overcome by the throes of committing a deviant act with a removable showerhead, was found dead by her roommate, Jack Phillips, also of Pink Hill, North Carolina. The local medical examiner has ruled that Ms. Hawkins’s death was caused by drowning.

Faith Scientist, Dr. Keith Fitzgerald, of the Foundation For A Better Tomorrow explains further, “Many of the women who commit acts of self-rape like to do so in the privacy of the shower. While no masturbation is safe and will lead to disease and death, it is infinitely more perilous with the usage of a removable showerhead.” Dr. Fitzgerald went on to explain that the women “could easily die from too much water getting up in there. When they’re not masturbating, the body has ways of shutting down all of the water getting up inside them. But, when they’re masturbating, it changes the muscular reactions and way too much water gets inside the body and the woman drowns.”

When asked if Ms. Hawkins’s roommate could have saved her with Cardiopulmonary resuscitation (CPR) he explained that, “There was nothing Mr. Phillips could have done in this case. Ms. Hawkins decided her fate the moment she began to defile her body with the showerhead. Blowing air into her corpse would have helped no one and would actually have potentially given Mr. Phillips one of the, likely many, masturbation caused diseases that Ms. Hawkins carried and suffered from daily.”

Lonald Childs of Stop Masturbation NOW, was able to raise $10,000 to help aid the owner of the apartment building that was left with a messy clean-up after Ms. Hawkins’s body was removed from the unit she was renting. Childs and his group have traditionally tried to assist the victims of careless masturbators.

Mr. Phillips has allegedly relocated and has not responded to any attempts to contact him by police or the media.

 

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36 Comments on 19-Year-Old Girl Drowns Masturbating In Shower

  1. The key to a good showerhead session is to remove the little rubber gasket restrictor in the showerhead. Lots of intense pressure.

  2. I don’t blame Mr. Phillips and respect his need for seclusion.

    Let this be a lesson to anyone considering self rape. Think of those you’ll be leaving behind. Do you really wish for your loved ones to deal with shame, humiliation, and heartbreak after you’re gone?

  3. I masturbate at least once a day, if not more, at all sorts of places: at home on the couch, in bed, in the shower, public bathrooms, at work, basically everywhere whenever I feel like it. I’ve been doing this for years now and I’ve never been sick, the worst I got the past couple of years is a common cold. I also watch porn on a daily basis and nothing bad has ever come from that.
    It is absolutely nonsense that masturbating causes diseases or even death.
    I hope that if you’re reading this and you never jerk off, you’ll try it, it will really open your small minded mind.

    Also, “self rape”? Are you crazy? Do you even know what rape is or what impact it has? You’re saying that masturbating feels bad and it’s against your own will while you’re doing it yourself out of free will and interest, that just doesn’t make any sense.
    You should be ashamed using the word “rape”, with that you insult all rape victims over the world and everyone who masturbates.

    Wake up people and use your common sense instead of a website solely build to keep you from having a good time and hence force you to rely on things like religion.

  4. 95% of men and 89% of all woman admid to masturbation. Even is 50% is lying would mean that nearly half of the world’s population survives “committing the sin of self-rape”. Also, i’m pretty sure that “masturbation sickness” (can you even name one? and please do not say aids) does not exist. If it did, the people mentioned above would be suffering from them.

    Source:
    http://www.pleated-jeans.com/2011/04/18/infographic-masturbation-facts-and-statistics/
    (especially the first reference mentioned on this page)

  5. Also, I am a Christian. I would like to ask all the people reading this to not blame my whole society for these people. They clearly are misguided.

    Thanks

  6. thank lonnie. remember if u go aboard the masturbation station u will die and go to hell. stop ur homo-gayness and go buy urself a cross, and get golden showered 3day!!!!11!!

  7. tell all these fucking faggots to slam their erections in the car door, im sick of all these shit head willy wankers coming in here and destroying this god given website with their fucking fapoganda and their fucking filthy homo-gayness. tell these fucking doodoo heads to give the pages of the great book a flip, not rub their tip, to pray hard on one knee, not gay hard and stroke your dee.

  8. The Lord saved me from stroking tip. I once was a young arrogant teenager that flogged my dolphin 4 times a day. I began to develop sudden shakes and chills after each climax. I was worried. After the chills and shaking going on for about 3 months I consulted my doctor and he said if I kept squeezing one off I would die in a matter of days. I took his advice and read the bible, went to church, and received reconciliation. I am now a saved man. Pray to all that have been warned but still continue to squeeze tip!
    – Denaris

  9. I’m a girl, I masturbate at the least five times a day. I also watch porn, lots of it! Not just any porn, BDSM porn. It is scientifically proven that masturbation relieves stress and releases tension in the muscles. I know you people on here are closed minded but I would think you had just a little bit more education than this…disappointing. By the way, you can’t die from shooting water up your vagina, you can die from an enema however. I wouldn’t expect you poor people to know that anyway because I know you probably live in a cult and think you can’t wash your genitals because touching yourself at all is a sin. If you never masturbate, your fluids build up and you can actually get very sick. Darwin is my God. Along with Einstein, Hawking, DeVinci…etc. you’ve been saved. You’re welcome:)

  10. Dear God, I pray that every woman has a chance to pleasure herself, so that she can teach her partner what feels good. I pray for every guy that masterbates to know that the penis has muscles and muscles respond really well to daily exercise! I am a happily married woman with a great sex life. There are times when my body can’t do for my husband what he needs so he gets off in the shower, there are times when I need him and he is too tired or unavailable. I spend a few moments to remind myself that I am a beautiful God loving woman grateful for a body that can have an orgasm!!! I don’t watch porn, I think it is fake. So MASTERBATE! God gave you that body for a reason!

  11. Masterbation does not matter, do whatever you want with your own body, be yourself. Please pay important to more important issues: World hunger, AIDS, Cancer research, fresh water supplies, pollution, global warming, racism, inequality of genders. These are real issues in which you can make a difference. Use your life to help the world.

  12. This is rediculus. I never heard of this on one news report/channell, and this is scientifically incorrect and impossible. And your scLIEnce is fake and nobody belives it. Also, your faith facts are all a lie. God is real but he does not care if you masturbate.

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