Focus not on temptation flesh sins as the devil wills for you,
For he cares only for the ruin of your soul.
Saturated with the tears from Jesus and angels,
Empty burning hell’s torment is your eternal toll.
Focus instead on the graces gained from flaccidity,
For your reward in paradise will be great.
Seated you shall be, to the right hand of Jesus and Lonald,
because you did not masturbate.