Christophobia – the Natural Result of Self-Rape

"Masturbation is a gateway sin to rape. It also leads to sexual dysfunction, erodes family values, and is a top ten cause of disease." -- Dr. Lonald "C" Childs PHD

My dear friends in Christ. May God bless you in HIS name and bestow special graces upon you for reading this most holy webpage.

Jesus knows that the Internet is rife with all manner of deviance and uncouth content. The devil uses the Big Masturbation coalition of evil to infiltrate media and government to lure the weak-minded among us to the gateway sin of self-rape. In doing so, the affected mind will grow to distrust and oppose the goodwill espoused by Jesus Christ. A quick perusal of the comments section of this webpage will provide an abundance of example.

Whether it be the tugging of the penile shaft until gobs of ejaculated semen are sprung forth into a crusty sock or sperm battered curtain, or it be the rubbing of the vaginal clitoris bean until waves of surge pleasure shoot down the back into the loins, the sin of self rape is draining on the soul and psyche of many.

Self rape should be classified as an epidemic, but Big Masturbation prevents government from classifying sin as a disease. I ask this of the government, “What sense is repairing the vessel when the loss of the soul destroys all?” None have ever answered me.

When Satan and Big Masturbation captures a soul, especially that of a non-normal, that person develops a hatred of Jesus, what the Foundation For a Better Tomorrow dubs, “Christophobia.” The fear of Jesus is serious and spreading, just like that of an epidemic.

When you masturbate, you are striking the match that fans the burning flame of christophobia in society. Your example will only lure the weak-minded and non-normal to sin with you. Monkeys see and therefore they do. That is in the bible. Look it up.

When good people become apathetic…

You know the rest.

Please do all that you can to prevent Self Rape from spreading. Attend church and refrain from the lures of masturbation. Teach others, especially the young, female, or sin-colored in the perils of masturbation. Your reward will be heavenly.

Be with the Lord in all that you do, Christian soldiers!

About Cassidy Pen 80 Articles
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
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11 Comments on Christophobia – the Natural Result of Self-Rape

  1. please help me ive recently tried to stop masturbating and the de il keeps pulling me back in! What should i do to stop

    • You must take the Stop Masturbation Now Pledge and give of yourself to accept the showers of Brother Lonnie’s Golden Love to bathe your face and cleanse your sins.

  2. Maybe people are scared of Christ because of stupid shit like this or the fact you call yourself soldiers and refer masturbation as self rape… but Who knows?

  3. What if someone starts masturbating at the age of 18, invents a time machine at the age of 22, and goes back in time and gives a handjob to his 16 year old younger body?
    Is it a sin? Mastur-ception?

    • I’m gonna go on a limb and say yes that’s a 22 year old giving a 16 year old a handjob don’t think your 16 year old self would appreciate that unless you were into dudes jerkin you off. But to all their own.

    • Masturbating while fighting a war is not a sin.
      You can use your little seeds as ammos, and shower it upon the enemies.
      Your seeds will wriggle inside the enemy’s nose, make him pregnant, and the enemy’s fetus will explode killing him.

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