Morals

Do Redheads Raise Masturbation Rates?

(StopMasturbationNOW)—One central theme constantly comes up on our masturbation hotline. “I need help! I saw a redheaded girl today and I’m having trouble not masturbating.” But what makes it true, is it the uniqueness that drives men crazy, is it the pale and therefore more attractive skin? Or is it something far more sinister? And are the redheads themselves to blame?

 

Take a look at some of the evidence we have gathered:
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Cathy Redmond
8 years ago

I am willing to chemically alter my hair, should it suit Brother Lonnie’s whims and help lower masturbation rates amongst the sullied masses. Praise.

Jimmy
Jimmy
8 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

Hi Cathy, do the curtains match the carpet???

Jimmy
Jimmy
8 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

Cathy, I could give you some lovely milky white highlights in your hair. And if they wash out too soon for your tastes, I would be happy to reapply!

SpermInMySocks
8 years ago
Reply to  Cathy Redmond

Shut the fuck up you fucking fake haired Satan lover. 😉 Redheads are hot and I’ll “Self-Rape” to them all day

Bevis
Bevis
8 years ago

Hehehehehehehehehehe! Boing! Hehehe. Hehehehe. Boing!

Ginger
Ginger
8 years ago

I am going to dye my hair red today!

Nigel Covington
8 years ago

I admit I to have found redheads quite appealing, but never enough so as to break my sacred vow of celibacy outside my marriage. Besides I can always tell my wife to make herself a redhead should I get the urge.

me
me
8 years ago

Nice pics, I think I’ll rub one out now.

billakus
8 years ago

masturbation rules. go fuk yourself anti-masturbation racist pigs….you’re totally uncool + fucking blinded by faith.

lizzy jennings
lizzy jennings
8 years ago

Lots of good masterbating material. Thanks for the picks

Billy Bob
Billy Bob
8 years ago

Hell ya! More pics for my wank bank! I make my girlfriend dye her hair red and send me nudes so I can masterbait when she isn’t around. Oh man having sex with her premarital is also a plus!

Fuck You
Fuck You
8 years ago

this site cannot be real. if it is, I completely support a nuclear holocaust. the species is fucked.

Jimmy
Jimmy
8 years ago

Yes indeed nice pics. By the way, isn’t cathy redmond a redhead? I’m going to have a look at her picture right now and rub one out if she is! I’ll also be thinking about lonnie and jasper centaur and dexter while i do. I sure hope truffle will clean up my jism when I’m done. She’s such a good fluffer…

Jimmy
Jimmy
8 years ago

Cathy redmond is a redhead! I sure hope that the carpet matches the curtains!

For those of you that don’t know what I’m talking about I hope that her vaginal hair matches the hair on hear head.

For those of you that still don’t know what I’m talking about I hope that her pussy matches her dome…

John Gunn
John Gunn
8 years ago

Dude… I just masturbated to pics on an anti-masturbation site

im_only_kind_of_slim
im_only_kind_of_slim
8 years ago

how is Mia Sollis not in the evidence?

Rachel Griffin
8 years ago

Not all redheads are soul stealers…

r.u.serious?
r.u.serious?
8 years ago

You are aware that all your “evidence” helps all of us trying to masturbate. YAY!

Nah embuste que tetas ricas
Nah embuste que tetas ricas
8 years ago

Fuck! Crazyyy goooood pics!

poopfeast420
poopfeast420
8 years ago

this web site is supposed to make us stop masturbating, but this is encouraging me more. fuck your morals, i’m an athiest.