Morals

Is Obama Secretly Married to Satan?

satanicsatan(Stop Masturbation NOW)— Obama, probably the most controversial and nefarious creature in history has mysteriously risen to the presidency of the United States of America even without being a US citizen or even showing any love for America or its state religion. Some would say he is the antichrist, some would say he is Satan. But those are both male traits and Obama is obviously a homogay and the effeminate and weak partner. This leaves only one conclusion, that he is Satan’s bride.

Let’s look at the facts. Liberals love interracial and interspecies couplings. Liberals love perversions. Liberals love homogay marriage. Liberals love anything that isn’t normal and based on American Family Values. So what would Liberals love more than a interracial man involved in a homosexual relationship with a non-human demon Lucifer? The answer is nothing, this is the dream of every liberal.

Proud Americans, it is time to take a stand now. Reject the Satan-Obama marriage, say no to homosexuality, perversions, interracial marriage, woman’s suffrage, and socialism. Say yes instead to America and family Values!.

Thank you

Lonnie Childs.

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Cassidy Pen
6 years ago

Satan Obama has such little respect for the moral institution of marriage that for it to withstand his presidency would be a miracle of God.

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

You have so little actual knowledge about the world that it would take an actual god and his miracles to make you understand how dense you are.

Liam McKey
6 years ago
Reply to  Chapmeister

We know all about god and you are clearly uninformed. I’ve no idea who you are praying at.

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago
Reply to  Liam McKey

That wasn’t even a valid point, you’ve proved nothing. And since when does god tall about Obama? You just believe what others tell you at face value and do no actual research on the topic. So brainwashed.

Dexter Battygarten iii
Dexter Battygarten iii
6 years ago
Reply to  Chapmeister

brainwashed? sure. im proud to have washed my brain in lonnies golden shower of love. it made my brain clean and white and American. praise!

Leonard Chimball, Jr.
6 years ago

Praise! Thank you Lonnie, you are Christ’s prophet on earth!

Colton
Colton
6 years ago

This has to be the most stupidest thing I have ever read I don’t know if its a joke or what but I laughed pretty hard along with the anti masturbation cross like wtf is wrong with people like what’s wrong with masturbating? and homogay? Satans bride? Too all their own opinion but I definitely don’t agree.

shellyrichey
6 years ago
Reply to  Colton

You know what the “most stupidest” thing about your comment is? The fact that you used the words “most stupidest.”

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago
Reply to  shellyrichey

Way to go after someone’s grammar in lieu of actually having any real points to back you up. Typical religious folks. Lol

shellyrichey
6 years ago
Reply to  Chapmeister

Real points to back me up? I pointed out your attrocious grammar, which is My point. Consider it backed up. Praise! You’re right though – talking more smarter isn’t not importanter. Its only a primary form of communication.

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago
Reply to  shellyrichey

I wasn’t even the one who originally posted, so it wasn’t MY ‘atrocious grammar’ lol. And if you thinking picking someone’s sentence apart is a good enough rebuttal to what the person was actually saying (and is still 100% readable and comprehensible) then I would love to see you in a court trial.

Cathy Redmond
6 years ago

I knew it!

Praise.

Jackie
Jackie
6 years ago

This site has got to be a joke… Right? Everything I have seen on here is so unbelievably immoral and wrong. There is nothing Christ like about any of this. I’m so horrified.

augustweisz
Admin
6 years ago
Reply to  Jackie

Satan is no joke.

Leonard Chimball, Jr.
6 years ago
Reply to  Jackie

Christ was anti-masturbation- so are we. We are the beacon of morality in an unsaved world- we follow the true teachings.

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago

Calling us ‘unsaved’ because we do something that nature has given us is just too silly. Especially when these ‘teachings’ come from a book with no author and less citable sources than a Tolkien novel.

mzmrizer
mzmrizer
6 years ago

HAIL SATAN AND MASTURBATION

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
6 years ago
Reply to  mzmrizer

AND HEIL HITLER.

Truffle
6 years ago

Typical LIEberal Commies!

Darkblitzfrenzy
Darkblitzfrenzy
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Радуйся Сталин слишком.

Truffle
6 years ago

We don’t speak Commie, here.

NellyNutrite
NellyNutrite
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

you are not a fucking cat,stop hiddin behind yr pussy

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
6 years ago

Yeah, shame on satan, he didnt even show me his wedding photos.
Now, im angry.

Truffle
6 years ago

Lonnie Childs, speaks the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

Praise Him!

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Yeah, lonnie child is an ‘Ass-whole’, i agree.
He speaks the whole truth, eats whole bread, and uses only whole numbers in math.

Truffle
6 years ago

You seem to be speaking in tongues or masturbatese, either way you need exorcising!

Tywin Lannister
Tywin Lannister
6 years ago
Reply to  Truffle

Yeah i exorcise everyday, i go to the holy gym.

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago

It’s so sad how gullible people on the internet are. I’m going to go jerk it to take my mind off of the sheer stupidity of the people that take this seriously when it is quite obviously a comedy writer. Calling Obama a non-U.S. citizen in 2014 is so ludicrous I can’t even dignify it with an insult.

NellyNutrite
NellyNutrite
6 years ago
Reply to  Chapmeister

Ooooo! That’s a big bunch of words from he who cannot be bothered

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Bill
Bill
6 years ago

This site is major bullshit!!! Your jesus will not ever help you! He’s not real!

Liam McKey
6 years ago

I knew this guy was bad news when he told all the homeless people to ask for change. Now everywhere I go, some deadbeat is asking me for my spare change.

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago
Reply to  Liam McKey

So what if something terrible were to happen to your job/company, and you were forced into homelessness? This comment is so uneducated and ignorant for someone claiming to listen to god, it’s just unbelievable. Way to take the Jesus route here! I’m sure he would tell you to ignore the homeless and tell you that anyone without a job is just a deadbeat. Hope you never lose yours, or Jesus will hate you!

Idiot.

Liam McKey
6 years ago
Reply to  Chapmeister

First of all, I can’t become homeless because I don’t masturbate. Secondly, instead of giving them money that will be spent on Ellis Dee or pot bong injections, I offer them counseling by telling them to, “Get a Job!”
So don’t tell my I’m out of touch with humanity. The only thing I’m out of touch with is my pee-pee.

Chapmeister
Chapmeister
6 years ago
Reply to  Liam McKey

Do you actually, honestly believe that being homeless is correlated to masturbating? That right there is just… so, so saddening to hear. And saying “get a job” to someone who may have been shit on by the system is literally the least Christ-like thing I’ve ever heard.

You will surely go to hell for thinking that way.

Liam McKey
6 years ago
Reply to  Chapmeister

100% of homeless people masturbate. That’s a fact! If this country wasn’t full of pussies like you, we could have ended this plague back in the Reagan years.

mandy
mandy
6 years ago

Wow. After reading through this page. I have lost all hope in humanity. I myself am NOT a obama fan, but this is just stupid. This page and its “followers” should find a nice big cliff and talk a walk off the edge. Jeffcitypimpn@yahoo.com

Caleb
Caleb
6 years ago

I don’t have a problem of people believing in a religion. But when I see this kind of stuff to do with religion I honestly wonder if some of you people have a brain.

Beavis
Beavis
6 years ago

I just discovered this site and what a score! Funniest shit I’ve seen in ages, will be sharing with friends!

Lise k
Lise k
6 years ago

Can somebody explain to me what’s evil in women voting ?

shellyrichey
6 years ago
Reply to  Lise k

It’s a woman, and they’re voting. DUH. praise!

Liam McKey
6 years ago
Reply to  Lise k

The problem with women voting is that sometimes they vote for other women.

Dane
Dane
6 years ago

This literal makes me sad to be alive

Dane
Dane
6 years ago

Literally *

WhatIsThis
6 years ago

What in the actual fuck