Marine Planned Parenthood Performs First Successful Whale Abortion

Lesbian Marine OB/GYN Performs the Procedure

This 6 month old aborted baleen whale fetus is seen with Marine Planned Parenthood.

(STOP MASTURBATION NOW NEWS) — Today, Friday September 19, 2014, most American’s are joyously celebrating Talk Like a Pirate Day. But for the Marine Wildlife Preserve in San Francisco California today was a day to celebrate a victory. The first successful Baleen Whale abortion.

Faithless human Americans of questionable moral aptitude, having been forcing the notion that a mother has the right to “choose” to kill her unborn child. In Florida, a state known to be the Australia of the US, soulless, faithless, crack rock injecting Casey Anthony lead the Pro Women’s Suffrage movement by killing her daughter Caylee and walking away scott free.
Now even whales have the right to choose.

This 6 month old aborted baleen whale fetus is seen with Marine Planned Parenthood.
This 6 month old aborted baleen whale fetus is seen with Marine Planned Parenthood.

As pictured here, this 6 month old whale fetus was successfully aborted at 2:30 p.m. by atheist lesbian marine OB/GYN,  Britt “Big Britt” Thornton. “The procedure took a total of 75 minutes.”, Big Britt,and head veterinarian of Marine Planned Parenthood, tells SMN News. “The mother whale, (we refer to as “Hilary” to protect her identity) came to us on the shoreline of the San Francisco Bay. She said that she was raped by a sperm whale somewhere near San Diego in March of this year. “Hilary” was afraid of being ridiculed for bearing a mulatto calf. She was also afraid of losing her figure, as prime dating season off the shores of the Panama Canal would be arriving soon. I felt it my duty to respect her body and remove the fetal squatter right away.”.

“Hilary” must stay on light duty work for the next two weeks. She says she will tell her female friends she is having a really heavy menstrual cycle. She is looking forward to meeting new male whales in Panama and says that she is learning to speak Mexican.Mother Whale Smiling After Abortion

To help stop Whale Abortions, please petition your local Coastal Wildlife preserve.

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14 Comments on Marine Planned Parenthood Performs First Successful Whale Abortion

  1. But in all seriousness, this is a truly upsetting development. May God have mercy on all the unborn souls he has not yet implanted into the fetuses being aborted, both whale and human.

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