It is a well-known fact that the Catholic Church does not allow for its servants to engage in same-race procreation. Both male and female servants of the church must remain celibate. This gives rise to none other than…. Masturbation!!!
You may think this is harmless, but think again! What is masturbation? It is a same sex, sex act that one performs on themselves. By touching the sex organ of your own gender and becoming so aroused that you climax, you are in-fact becoming a gay and having gay sex with yourself.
Now, suppose one of these priests or nuns masturbated as a child. As much as they look back fondly upon their childhood, eventually, their fondness will come full-circle to their memories of youthful masturbation. And what is a masturbatory priest to do, when he longs for the genitals of his youth that are now those of an adult? He will TAKE the genitals of a child by force!
How can you protect yourself and your son from a masturbating priest? Look for the signs.
- Black suit with white color.
- Latino or Irish decent.
- Smiling…. Lots of smiling, from a man who can’t have sex.
- Tries to act like a regular person.
- Doesn’t watch football on Sunday
Lastly, if you believe you may have been the victim of a masturbating priest, or even if you just need a little extra money, go to the police immediately. They will make sure you get the cash you deserve. 911 operators are standing by.