Words of Hope and Inspiration-With Brother Cassidy

...moments of calm in the sinful raging sea of modern life

If a man desires to place his tallywhacker inside the anal rump of his lessor gendered normal same race appointed spouse (LGN SRAS), he is committing the homogay. It does NOT matter if the brown star entry is behind a flesh cave or behind a dangling tallywhacker; the anus chute was created by the Good Lord to be an exit-only interface. Thus, when penetrated in the bi-directional, both are guilty of the homogay regardless if it be M->F, M->M, or F<->F. This is true even if the woman is a filthy whorelot and likes the feel of a sausage straining up her backside until it burp spurts and saturates her all up there. The level of pleasure does not determine the definition of sodomy.

…and now for a few words regarding topic two, internets porn filth. It doesn’t matter what type of internets porn filth is being displayed. Whether the pornaction details man-with-whorelot sexually intercoursing, hand (or blows) jobbery, or more perverted acts, like when a man makes a hand puppet out of her intake, watching perverted filth porn is an act of self rape. The degenerate watching the filth is triggering his or her own self gratification and pleasure electronics that buzz around the brain tempting the body to sin itself. The homogay is about “sameness,” or how the hand feels when it rubs or digs into the sin zones. Since internets porn filth directs the viewer towards the uninvited handling and abuse of their own dirty (same) sex organs, there can be no doubt that masturbationists are indulging in the homogay as well as self-rape.

It may be hard for some to come to grips with what I’ve just said. That is because minds are so polluted by rump sexing and porn filth to take a clear minded review and recollection of their own dirty deeds. It is also why there is so much difficulty in trying to get through to filthy perverts. If you don’t believe me, read some of the shocking testimonials and filthy images that non-normals spew all over the SMN Facebook. Only when a person takes the SMN Pledge can they be helped. To be saved by the Way of Lonald’s Golden Cleansing, one must kneel down and become blessed by the sprinkled Love of Jesus. Through Lonnie, one can avoid the temptations of anal rump fornication and filthy internets porn.

About Cassidy Pen 80 Articles
Cornelius Bartholomew “Cassidy” Pen, a retired US Marine, Actor, and Security Head-Receiver at B.L.U.F.F. Female Intake, now writes for a number of nationally respected news agencies. A winner of the prestigious Bill O'Reily "No-Spin" Award, Cassidy also runs a daytime street ministry to save souls from the sin of self rape. An avid hunter and manufacturer of distilled spirits, Cassidy would probably be found deep in the woods during his free time.
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16 Comments on Words of Hope and Inspiration-With Brother Cassidy

  1. Thank Lonnie, I am too pure and innocent to understand what dear Brother Cassidy, has written about here. I can only imagine these acts of Devil fornication are the result of masturbation. Self-rapers make me sick!

    • Indeed, your innocence is seen by Lonnie as righteous, Truffle. As sure as I breathe air, I know in my heart that the Love of Jesus shines all over your face.

    • Laughing out loud. The Faith Mockbots are now up to version 5.7 as per the latest Big Masturbation tradeshow I infiltrated and reported back on a few months ago. Whomever is trying to attack Dr. Childs’s Holy Netsite could never hope to succeed with a paltry 1.0 bot. Even the first company from Pineapple Mexico that the Council hired to protect this netsite from net bots had the skills to deflect the remedial attacks from a 1.0 bot. Laughing out loud at this.

  2. Gay means you’re attracted to other genders, so just because you do anal, unless you are attracted to the same gender, it isn’t gay.

      • But being gay is being attracted to the opposite gender, so if you do anal, it isn’t gay unless it is someone of the same gender. And I won the debate anyway

    • Children read this page, sir. I’ll thank you not to promote self rape.

      There’s plenty of other web pages to spew your masturbation. Why can’t you go back there and be with your porno pigs?

      Leave decent folk alone.

  3. Please tell me I’m not the only one thats here just so I can laugh my fucking ass off at all of this. No really my ass is literally sliding off this is all too funny, it’s a shame though, I sure loved shoving my fist up my anus while watching porn, I guess I can’t now that my ass is gone :'( I’ll just shove my fist somewhere else 😉

    • Katie Hellyer, I wish you were the only one coming here to laugh at and mock our holy mission. Sadly, you are part of a heinous infiltration perpetrated by Big Masturbation and Satan worshipers. You’re ilk is bent on belittling SMN and trying to make fools of us.

      But we are not swayed. The SMN Staff is solid and ready to plunge on despite the supposed bleakness of modern world.

  4. I masturbate at least once a day, if not more, at all sorts of places: at home on the couch, in bed, in the shower, public bathrooms, at work, basically everywhere whenever I feel like it. I’ve been doing this for years now and I’ve never been sick, the worst I got the past couple of years is a common cold. I also watch porn on a daily basis and nothing bad has ever come from that.
    It is absolutely nonsense that masturbating causes diseases or even death.
    I hope that if you’re reading this and you never jerk off, you’ll try it, it will really open your small minded mind.

    Also, “self rape”? Are you crazy? Do you even know what rape is or what impact it has? You’re saying that masturbating feels bad and it’s against your own will while you’re doing it yourself out of free will and interest, that just doesn’t make any sense.
    You should be ashamed using the word “rape”, with that you insult all rape victims over the world and everyone who masturbates.

    Wake up people and use your common sense instead of a website solely build to keep you from having a good time and hence force you to rely on things like religion.

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