BOCA RATON, FLA. — As everyone knows, masturbators are almost always depressed, socially retarded shut-ins. Their world consists of fixating on distasteful online pornographies flooding the Internet and beating their own privates to a pulp.
Since their lives revolve around the one sinful act of Onanism, other aspects such as faith, family, education, work, a proper diet, exercise and hygiene are left neglected. It goes without saying that masturbators are not productive members of society.
The following will shock and disgust you, but you need to see it. These pictures were taken after the self-rapers in question were duly arrested and hauled away by the police for their crimes against nature… and themselves.
Prof. Milton H. Grits
Director of The Modesty in Media Project
Brother Lonnie’s University of FaithFacts™
With kind encouragement and assistance from
Sister K. Truffle