(StopMasturbationNOW)—President Trump is headed to a easy victory this coming November, however he has one last task to make sure that victory is absolute and turned into a mandate from the people. That one thing to do is to pick a running mate. A running mate is probably one of the most important decisions a candidate can make. And even though President trump has it so locked up that even Obama is deferring to Trump before making decisions he still needs to make a wise choice.
This article started as a list of potential running mates but only one perfect one kept popping up and that is Tim Tebow. Our math shows that Tebow would deliver the first ever unanimous electrical college vote 538 to 0. That is a 50 state sweep.
Some of the things going for Tim Tebow:
- Beloved by all
- Greatest American Athlete of all Time
- Non-threatening Normal Skin Tone.
- Proper Gendered Heterosexual
Imagine how great America would be with Trump and Tebow both leading us to a righteous victory. Imagine Putin and the other Axis of evil leaders shrinking in their boots the way they did when W was president. Imagine a better America.