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Conservative Leaders Propose Hate Speech Bill To Protect SMN

Just one look at this netsite’s “Masturhaters” gallery or even just a quick glance at the comments on any given article show that there is an increasing problem with masturbators using the anonymity of the internet to spew hatred towards the followers of Lonnie Childs.

Thankfully, this will soon end as several conservative lawmakers have drafted a bill now weaving its way through the U.S. political system that would make such “hate speech” directed towards religious groups a violation of the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act. The bill, H.R. 3635, otherwise known as the Safe and Secure Federal Websites Act of 2013, now features a rider to further protect all faith-based netsites using the .org top-level domain from receiving hate speech comments and messages. H.R. 3635, introduced by Republican Representative Kerry Bentivolio, has currently been sent to committee. This won’t have any impact on the list of different TLDs, different websites using other TLDs will still benefit from freedom of speech.

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Bigotry and Hate Speech directed at Lonnie’s Brotherhood accounts for the insane spike of hate speech in recent weeks on the Worldwide Web.

The passage of this bill into law will allow the owners of certain family oriented netsites, like this very netsite, to report hate speech comments and messages to the Department of Homeland Security. Due to the “surveillance state” ushered in by the Obama Administration, the NSA will instantly know the domestic terrorist that send the message or comment and dispatch takedown teams to drag them off to Guantanamo Bay. While it would seem unlikely that the President would sign a bill that would help the Anti-Masturbation movement, the fact that savvy House Republicans got the rider attached to an essential security bill like H.R. 3635 will leave Obama little choice but to sign off on it. The Senate, led by staunch Faith and Family Values warrior, Senator August Weisz, will likely pass this bill immediately.

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“Hope you enjoy prison” – Average Masturhater
“Hope YOU enjoy prison” – Lonnie Childs

The Hate Speech Bill is unique insofar that first time offenders get treated the same as repeat offenders; a non-stop trip to a secret detention center. So, masturhaters, you’d better think twice before telling Lonnie to “Go F&^#” himself or calling him “racist” or any other number of “Trigger Words” that the DHS and NSA will be prowling this netsite, and others, for.

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Milton Grits
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Lord, we beseech Thee to lead and guide us on our perilous path through this world full of scoundrels and wickedness. May a host of angelic warriors surround and protect this holy netsite. In Lonnie’s name we pray.

Merle Chimball
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Merle Chimball

I pray that the hateful, sinful masturbators who harass us here are jailed for their crimes

Fuckity
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Fuck you

Truffle
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Reportalized for being a potty mouth!

Praying right AT you!

Red Ruffage
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Red Ruffage

I’m not so sure that this is a good idea. Yes, it’s good to get those non-normals off the street, but in jail, they’ll circle jerk and share info, and when they get out on parole that the libral courts will surely grant them, they’ll be that much more cunning and vulgar. And they’ll come back to spread the sin they learned in jail for the whole world of non-normals to see. I pray that normal judges get elected to the courts before this tragedy can happen.

Darkblitzfrenzy
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Darkblitzfrenzy

Well SNM have you ever heard of something called free speech? Its something that we all have a right to. that means that anyone can say what they want without fear of being punished for it. A bill like this would never go into effect because it violates our right as citizens of the United States of America. And that my friends is what make ‘Merica so great.
Oh and fuck you and Lonnie Childs can suck my cock and I hope you die in a fire.

Milton Grits
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Mr. Dark Pants, your wish to sexually assault us and that we die in a fire is the epitome of sick sexual death wishes. Any reasonable person would view that as an unmistakable threat. It has already been established that speech of that nature is not protected speech and the Supreme Court has our back on this. I suggest you choose your words more carefully in the future.

Darkblitzfrenzy
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Darkblitzfrenzy

Well that’s free speech for you pal. I may be saying death threats but hey, its the internet. Words have no power nor do they mean anything here.

Blob
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Blob

Know something else? I believe there’s a law in USA stating that racism is not protected speech. If this Lonnie guy can get away with being racist, why can’t I get away with calling it out? And domestic terrorism is a bit of an exaggeration, wouldn’t you say?

augustweisz
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I was handing out tracts at Oregon State University and I had people call me the worst things.

trashemail
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trashemail

I love free speech, yes these people are a bit much but than again i haven’t laughed so hard in ages. Please keep it up for i cannot get enough of it. By the way, i am asian and a dark asian female married to one of your white men and i mean he’s so white he is almost transparent and we have a child and she is awfully pretty and married not because she got knocked up either. She married a very nice young man who is in the military and he is blonde and blue eyed. We are… Read more »