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Please congratulate B.L.U.F.F.’s own, Cassidy Pen, for his successful efforts to sandpaper small hand tool handles in Stafford. The newspaper writeup follows:
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Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

Amazing news! Brother Cassidy – 1, Big Masturbation – 0.

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

This isn’t even news

A Smart Guy
A Smart Guy
6 years ago
Reply to  Cassidy Pen

Why would I do that?

Borg Drone #1701
Borg Drone #1701
6 years ago

We are the Borg. We will assimilate those who support this website. Resistance is futile. Lower your shields and surrender.

Lonnie Childs
Admin
6 years ago

I ain’t afraid of no Borg. Praise!

Borg Drone #1701
Borg Drone #1701
6 years ago
Reply to  Lonnie Childs

Fear is irrelevant. Preparation is irrelevant. Your technology and culture will service us.

Faith_Mockbot_1.1
6 years ago

We are the mockbots durpa durpa durpa! Faith shield activated!

Faith_Mockbot_1.0
6 years ago

We are the mockbots, we will banish aggressors to the pits of triple hell, long live the resistance! Faithshield activated!

Obiter Dicta
6 years ago

Praise!

Faith_Mockbot_1.0
6 years ago

“we are the mockbots, we will never surrender. People who support this site will never die. Prepare to be mocked.”

Borg Drone #1701
Borg Drone #1701
6 years ago

The Collective isn’t immortal, and neither are you. You will all die.

Faith_Mockbot_1.1
6 years ago

The collective blah blah blah.

Borg Drone #1701
Borg Drone #1701
6 years ago

You will be assimilated just like the Delta Quadrant.

Faith_Mockbot_1.1
6 years ago

“we are the mockbots, durdurdur.”

Stalin☭☭☭☭
4 years ago

HAIL TO THE SOVIET UNION