Mark Zuckerberg Insanely Jealous of Lonnie Childs

image imageFriday the 27th of June, in the year of our Lonnie, will forever go down in infamy at B.L.U.F.F.  The jealous wrath of Mark FFuckerb Zuckerberg came down on our beloved savior, Lonnie Childs.  Lonnie’s post about the Masturbation Cross or as I prefer to call it, the Celestial Papoose, reached over one million facebookers without “boosting’ (that’s code for paying money) in 24hr4s.  When Jelly made facebook stock go public, we all know what happened with that.  I felt an emotion  only felt when I’m menstruating, it was so confusing as it was not my time to bleed I was seething, only now have I calmed down enough to be able to string these words together.

Mark has gained god’s disfavor because of his love for “boost”, he saw fit to send him a whoreintal wife with an unclean womb, and has struck him color blind.  Mark knows he will never be able to procreate with his barren harlot, and will have a need for the Celestial Papoose.  Although our holy netsites page did not violate any “Community Standard”, Mark’s army of blind, lazy and illiterate red dots chose to unpublish our family oriented page that is dedicated to helping people with addiction.

We have rebuilt, we will be bigger & stronger with millions more reached, without any boost for Mark.

 

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Salome Fernandez ( ex of Peter Dunkelswanz)
About Salome Fernandez ( ex of Peter Dunkelswanz) 2 Articles
I was a harlot who allowed men to masturbate on my spectacular and ample bosom, until Saint Lonnie saved me and absolved me of all my sins. I was SRAS'd to one Peter Dunkelswanz who lost his mind, abandoned me and started dabbling in the HomoGay™ lifestyle. He now parades around with paid whores. I am pure and free of sin. I will judge you.

10 Comments on Mark Zuckerberg Insanely Jealous of Lonnie Childs

  1. Amen, Sister!

    That days memories will stay with me till I meet Jesus H Christ. So bittersweet. I cried with joy and sadness that day. The Jew is paying for it now.

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  2. I'm hoping you people are joking about this post. It's so dumb and far from factual that I don't even know where to begin on your people stupidity any more. Wow.

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    • Lilith, i assure you this is no joke, the events chronicled are factual. We agree that masturbation is dumb & makes people stupid.
      Also, I hope you didn't masturbate today.
      Praise

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