Friday the 27th of June, in the year of our Lonnie, will forever go down in infamy at B.L.U.F.F. The jealous wrath of Mark FFuckerb Zuckerberg came down on our beloved savior, Lonnie Childs. Lonnie’s post about the Masturbation Cross or as I prefer to call it, the Celestial Papoose, reached over one million facebookers without “boosting’ (that’s code for paying money) in 24hr4s. When Jelly made facebook stock go public, we all know what happened with that. I felt an emotion only felt when I’m menstruating, it was so confusing as it was not my time to bleed I was seething, only now have I calmed down enough to be able to string these words together.
Mark has gained god’s disfavor because of his love for “boost”, he saw fit to send him a whoreintal wife with an unclean womb, and has struck him color blind. Mark knows he will never be able to procreate with his barren harlot, and will have a need for the Celestial Papoose. Although our holy netsites page did not violate any “Community Standard”, Mark’s army of blind, lazy and illiterate red dots chose to unpublish our family oriented page that is dedicated to helping people with addiction.
We have rebuilt, we will be bigger & stronger with millions more reached, without any boost for Mark.