[Opinion]: Anti-Masturbation Is the Only Logical Stance for Feminists to Take on the Issue of Self-Rape

Self-rape culture leads to unacceptable misogyny and the credible threat of violence through masturbator entitlement.

From supreme gentlemen to masturarchy supremacist all in a matter of months! #Yesallmasturbatorsrape

It is not often that the shrill caterwauling of the socially destructive feminist movement could ever be considered to hold something in common with socially responsible Christian conservatism, yet on the subject of self-rape we really should be natural bedfellows [figuratively speaking, of course]. You see, the group that masturbation really harms the most are women, even if they are not emotionally mature enough to acknowledge this truth of the matter. The act of self-rape tends to inure its victim-perpetrators to many other forms of rape, chief among them the forced intercourse of young women – creating a self-rape culture, as it were.

He was not a virgin of self-rape however!
He was not a virgin of self-rape however!

Doubt this piece of honest to goodness truth? Then consider for a moment Isla Vista’s ‘virgin’ killer, Elliot Rodger. This eligible young man was described as being “the supreme gentleman” until he broke his chastity pledge in succumbing to the peer pressure of the masturarchy by masturbating. Once the self-rape started it was neigh on impossible for mild mannered Elliot Rodger to close off the sluice gates to the onrushing tide of despair and moral turpitude. It was at this time that Elliot’s attitude towards women also began to change, because if he was able to rape himself then why not also women, and if he was unable to physically subdue them due to his slight frame, then why not enact the frustration engendered by his rape fantasies upon them by violating their bodies with piercing streams of bullets? Masturbator entitlement is truly terrifying to behold!

“It wasn’t until I went through puberty and started masturbating that my whole life turned into a living hell. I desired self-rape, but it was never enough, I needed someone to share my rape with. There is something very wrong with that. It is an injustice that cannot go unpunished. There is no way I could live a happy life with such a scenario…

It was too much for me to handle, and I stopped caring about my life and my future. I even stopped caring about what people thought of me. I hid myself away in the online world of Big Masturbation, a place where I felt comfortable and secure.

How dare those girls give their love and sex to those other men and not me, I constantly think when I see young couples. There is nowhere in the world I can go anymore. There is no more life to live. The Day of Retribution is all I have. It is the final solution to all of the injustices of this twisted world. By doing this, I will set right all of the wrongs I’ve had to face in my sorry excuse of a life.”

Sadly, giving in to the masturarchy woke an evil beast inside Elliot Rodger, making him feel entitled to rape all those around him, and if not rape then certainly lay waste. It is this masturbation-fueled social blight which has meant that women are increasingly unable to walk the streets in safety,  as there is always a self-raping masturbator waiting in some alley across the way, ready to take what is most precious from you. It is for this reason that feminism and Christianity are natural allies on this issue, as we both look to take back the night for modesty and abstinence. Rape is never OK.

[Just a reminder to parents that SMN’s crowd favourite, the Anti-Masturbation Cross, is currently back in stock and selling like hotcakes in our holy netstore. Don’t let your children become another casualty of the masturarchy like Elliot Rodger!]

He had all this going for him until the crabbed hand of the masturarchy massaged it down the drain.
He had all this going for him until the crabbed hand of the masturarchy wanked it down the drain.

21 Comments on [Opinion]: Anti-Masturbation Is the Only Logical Stance for Feminists to Take on the Issue of Self-Rape

  1. This website must be the most ridiculous page on the internet. Self rape?! Give me a break. There is no such thing. Being raped is something that happens against someone’s will. If you have a wank, you’ve chosen to do it. Nothing wrong with it. There are many species of animals who masturbate. Not just humans. What do you think Jesus did when he was alone in the forest for 40 day?! I’m certain he wasn’t just trying to work out how he was gonna turn 2 fish into banquet for the whole of the village. I bet he was sat on a rock pulling himself off all day every day! And I bet he loved it.

    If you god botherers spent as much time on trying to keep all the dirty child molesters out of the church instead of telling people not to do something so natural, the church and this religion wouldn’t be hated so much.

    I’m gonna share this website with everyone I know so they can all have a laugh too. But for now I’ve gotta go and touch my clitorus. I’m wet and horny and alone. I’ll probably put some XXX porn on too 🙂

    Peace and self love to you all

    • Dear self rapist
      what you fail to understand is that consensual sex requires two willing people, when there is only one consenting adult it is rape. I don’t blame you for failing to understand this however because you have been brainwashed by Big Masturbation to think nothing of turning your body into some satanic amusement park. I will pray at you hoping you stop “feeding the beaver” before god smites it away

      • No. Masturbation isn’t sex. It’s a pleasurable device and helps your body keep well with cells. You consent with your self.

        My fucking girlfriend was raped and I don’t show here this because rape is a trigger word for her. So kindly fuck your eyes.

  2. Elliot Rodger – a wolf in sheep clothing no doubt. The most evil masturbator of 2014 to date.

  3. Of all the people I know, I’d bet most of them masturbate. None have ever murdered. Do that math.

  4. Instead of down-vote comments, you “pray against” the commentator? Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that not oxymoronic? Not that I’d be surprised. It’s definitely the least moronic thing on this site.

  5. It’s definitely the least moronic thing on this site.

    Which just goes to show that the system works!

  6. lol, this website is bullshit(:
    Time to go masturbate now! Or as you idiotic Christians would say “Self-rape” as if that makes any sense. Rape is enforcing sexual acts on somehow who is unwilling. For me to willingly rub my clit and put my fingers in my vagina, it is obviously willingly because I’m the one controlling myself. It’s not self rape. And this is why I despise religion.
    Have fun with your troll page

  7. You people really disgust me. By even saying the words self rape you are making real rape seem trivial. People are hurt emotionally and physically every day as victims of rape, something they have absolutely no control over and im sure every victim of rape would feel so hurt that you fools would compare the suffering they have gone through/are still going through to the simple and natural act of masturbation.

    It will be children like yours who have had to endure an up bringing of hate and twisted religion who will end up the one causing hurt and becoming the rapists. You should be teaching your children to respect their body, to accept what come natural and to be confident knowing thier way around their own bodies.

    There is no such thing as self rape. Your body tells your brain it wants some sexual healing and your brain tells your body to enjoy itself. I really hope that none of you ever have to feel the pain victims of actual rape have to. But then again, it would be no less than you deserve.

    The women commenting on here in favour of what you call ‘self rape’ are the worst. What you gonna say to your daughters when their older and they become a victim of rape? “Its okay daughter you’ve only experienced the same thing as playing with yourself” whilst she’s sitting there crying her eyes out.

    You people all deserve to die in the most awful way imaginable. Slow torture. Burning, mutilation… something along those lines.

    Life is for living. You only get one chance at it and you’re wasting it. Or planet has gone through billions of years of evolution to get us to this point and then there are twats like you lot wasting the opportunity you have to enjoy your lives.

    • Is it more painful to be raped by a stranger, or by someone you know? Self-rape is the most intimate and tragic form of sexual violence on the rape spectrum.

      • Don’t bring real rape in here you fuck. My girlfriend got raped before. Masturbation is not fucking self rape. It’s a normal thing so kindly fuck your self in the eyes.

        • What was she wearing? Sometimes this is a determining factor. BTW the word “Masturbation” literally means “Rape Self.” It is derived from the middle-French term “Ma” meaning “my” the Old-German word “Stur” which means “violent rape” and the Cebuano word “Bation” which means “Feel.” Checkmate, atheists. Praise.

          • She weared non revealing clothes and got raped by her “friend” so fuck off.
            And no masturbation is not a French word bitch.

  8. My wife only wears dowdy clothes, even to bed. This prevents lust by others and self-rape of herself. The word “Masturbation” does mean “self-rape.” The French/German/Cebuano etymology of the word proves that. Read the FaithFacts press release on this. Bless.

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