Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

Woman In Underwear Masturbating While Lying On Bed(StopMasturbationNow)—There is nothing more disgusting than female masturbation. To prove that point a woman was arrested for pulling her pants down and raping herself while watching a screening of the pornographic filth called 50 Shades of Grey. A 23-year-old woman caught the attention of her fellow-moviegoers after reportedly pulling her pants down a bit and playing with herself during one of the flick’s S&M-inspired sex scenes. According to eye witness accounts the young and attractive female, pulled her pants down to her ankles and then her satin panties slightly down over her supple thighs. She then placed her right hand between her legs and inserted two fingers into her sin cave while slowly rubbing her thumb over her devils doorbell. While doing that her left hand went under her shirt and she slowly squeezed her nipples. Even more sickening she occasionally brought her right hand to her mouth to lick the juices from her fingers.

According to a number of newspaper reports, various viewers alerted employees to her transgression, and she was escorted out of the theater.

The theater staff called police, and the woman was arrested.

This isn’t the first instance of females misbehaving at a screening of the movie. In Glasgow last week, three women who got a little rowdy at a screening allegedly struck a man with a wine bottle after he told them to quiet down.

We encourage all faithful to write the FAA to get this sickening movie banned.

22 Comments on Woman Arrested for Masturbating While Watching 50 Shades of Grey

  1. I’m calling the FAA right now!! This is a digusting outrage!!! And of course, it’s a case of female masturbation that is the first confirmed instance of someone defiling themselves during this film. My prayer app is focused on getting this trash film banned and hopefully the negatives being dissolved in a vat of acid.

  2. Fuck you people for saying any masturbation is disgusting. You’re fucking disgusting for trying to stifle one of the most basic and HARMLESS of human desires. “Oh noes my imaginary friend says it’s bad so everyone needs to stop this!” Fuck your god, and fuck you for making taboo something that is completely natural.

    “Oh boohoo the atheist is swearing at me and is just angry!

    Get over it. I’m angry at people that treat their fellow man as if they deserve to be sent to an eternal hell because they were born “broken”. It’s disgusting. Your religion takes away your humanity, the ONLY THING you have that is of any value. And it makes you feel guilty for doing NOTHING wrong. Did god not give us penises and vaginas? Does anything happen that doesn’t go according to your gods plan? Is god the creator of everything? If you answered yes, then he/it is ultimately responsible for everything including someone masturbating in a theater you dense pieces of shit.

    • Bahahahaha…so true. Now if you’ll excuse me I have a date to sin with my vibrating toothbrush. Thank you Walmart.

  3. I’m trying to figure this out:
    Point 1: Female masturbation has been scientifically proven to have several health benefits. If done in the proper time and place, how is it the “most disgusting thing in the world” when far more important things are happening around the globe that put people at risk all the time?
    Point 2: How, in the year 2015 AD, does someone in all sincerity refer to self stimulation as “self-rape”? Clearly the definition of the word rape is not understood. This site claims to utilize Fox News as a source, however Fox News promotes the proper use of the English language; I do no see that here, and when asked, Fox News denies any affiliation with this site whatsoever.

    (For Truffle: Feminalist is not a word, either.)

  4. I love how this article is written just like a pornographic novel! Perfect to mastrubate to. That’s what this site is really for, right? Haha

  5. The men on here are a bunch of hypocrites…there’s no way it doesn’t turn you on to WATCH a woman masturbate. It’s the most beautiful, hot and natural thing in the world to do for BOTH sexes. And rape is something that is forced on someone. You can’t rape yourself, because you’re in perfect agreement with the action itself. I can’t believe this is even a real site.

  6. Errr you people do realise this site is a joke right?!?! Jeez people calm the fuck down! Go have a wank and chill out!

  7. May God, and Jesus who died for our sins, melt this perverted behavior. All of you who have posted pro sinful science, I cast the devil from thee! Get back demons, and let Jesus in. Rapping yourself is messy, unkind and Ungodly. Please pray hard follow truth bringer. Stamp scourge.

  8. Is this a comment box? I have no idea. But I cannot stand this website! Self masturbation isn’t rape. Rape is defined as “Penetration, no matter how slight, of the vagina or
    anus with any body part or object, or oral penetration by a sex organ of another person, without the consent of the victim.” This is the FBI’s definition.
    Let me point out a few things, “Of another person.” Not yourself. You can’t rape yourself. because “consent of the victim.” If you’re masturbating, you have consent! It”s not rape, my dears! It relieves stress, and comes with many benefits. I suppose no one on this website has sex, which is just as messy or messier than masturbation.
    These anti-masturbation kits are outrageous, in idea and price! $400 for a straitjacket, more or less for a cross?! You want your babies looking crazy or like they’re about to be crucified? Crazy. They should be outlawed!
    Nothing about my vagina is bad. Nothing about your penis is bad. Experiment, learn how you want to be touched, and so on. Enjoy!

  9. Fuck you Christians I hope you burn in hell, see you their. Masterbation is the shit, I’ve jacked off tons, and had more sex than your grandmas left nut. I’m booting this site offline

  10. Yes! Let’s ban a movie based on an erotic novel, even though sex sells and it’s the most natural thing ever. Also, I love how this doesn’t cite any sources or give any locations as to where the incident took place. Laughable… absolutely laughable…

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