SAFFORD, ARIZONA (SMNNN)
Yet another graph developed by the joint team of Faithgraphics technicians at B.L.U.F.F. GRAPHCENTER and The Foundation For A Better Tomorrow has been released. This time, the handy pie-chart style graph, (so named because of the graph’s resemblance the pastry known as “pie”), clearly outlines the casualties of Sin-Death.
Sin-Death, which is death caused by sinning, is clearly primarily composed of masturbators and their masturbation, according to the brightly colored graph.
This current graph’s costs exceeded any amount formerly spent by B.L.U.F.F, eclipsing even Faithstar, the international faith-based space-arms program, topping a whopping 3.7 billion USD.
Such graphs as these are indeed inarguable proof that B.L.U.F.F and SMN, are totally on the level, and as usual, completely right, in all regards and respects, about everything.