Blue Whale Poulation Rebound As Sperm Whales Are Destroyed

Sea-Sheapards Support the Action of Japanesers

Blue whales are once more free to swim in the semen infested oceans of Earth.

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Tea-drinking Englishes say in a recent report by the Queen (or whoever rules the islands of Englishes), that the global population of Blue Whales has rebounded over the last 20 years as Sperm Whale extermination continues.

This young Blue Whale kitten will grow up in a hopefully better, Sperm Whale free ocean.
This young Blue Whale kitten will grow up in a hopefully better, Sperm Whale free ocean.

Whaling, long touted as barbarism, and a well-know source of cheap oil and ambergris, has been widely outlawed by the entire world. However, Japanesers from the Ornamental Island of Japan, disgregarded those laws, as the Sperm Whale is considered delicious, and is the number one source of Spermacini Oil, used to lubricate the many tentacles Japaneser “people” frequently masturbate with. The Japanesers and their state-of-the-art whaling fleet have all by eliminated Sperm Whales from the globe.

A group of disgusting Sperm Whales, seen here  "sword fighting" and group masturbating.
A group of disgusting Sperm Whales, seen here “sword fighting” and group masturbating.

Eco-warrior, and known senile old man, Paul Watson, head of band of greasy hippie pirates “The Sea-Shepards”, who is usually against whaling, seems to support the Japanesers in this statement taken from Japaneser Prison; ” Great is the Nation of Japan! Great is the act of whaling! Damn the whales! Damn them all! ” He then leaned over slightly, and was swiftly tasered for not maintaining his kneeling position in the center of his cell, as is their custom.

Sea-Shepard leader Paul Watson thinks destroying Sperm Whales is a-okay!  Praise!
Sea-Shepard leader Paul Watson thinks destroying Sperm Whales is a-okay!
Praise!

Sperm Whales, so-called because of their constant masturbation, are speculated to be the most disgusting whales. Their semen is believed by SMN Ministries to be the cause of most saltiness in the oceans.

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