(Stop Masturbation Now)— Smoking has gotten an unfair bad reputation recently. The truth is that smoking can reduce masturbation desires up to 50%. When one smokes two things happen. One, the hands are busy and therefore do not wander to the sin regions of the body. Second, the after effects of smoking leaves the body in a state in which it is less interested in raping itself.
As you can see by new data provided by the Foundation for a Better Tomorrow Smoking radically reduces masturbation rates.
As masturbation is a top ten cause of disease, smoking is a much safer alternative to masturbation. Stop Masturbation NOW highly recommends RJ Reynolds brand tobacco products.
The word “cigarette” has such a negative connotation these days. I prefer the term “nicotene delivery system” when referring to RJ Reynolds fine tobacco products.
If she smokes, then she pokes. Smoking really does prevent masturbation. Hallelujah!
Smoking:
Harms nearly every organ of the body
Causes many diseases and reduces the health of smokers in general
Smoking is the leading preventable cause of death in the United States.
Cigarette smoking causes more than 480,000 deaths each year in the United States. This is about one in five deaths.
Smoking causes more deaths each year than all of these combined:4
Human immunodeficiency virus (HIV)
Illegal drug use
Alcohol use
Motor vehicle injuries
Firearm-related incidents
WAKE UP YOU STUPID FUCKING DUMBASSES!
Agreed! At least there’s one sane person here.
Praise!
I’m so grateful that even lesser gendereds can enjoy the smooth taste of an RJ Reynolds tobacco stick.
Big Masturbation wants you to think that cigarettes cause cancer.
I think this is actually the dumbest thing I’ve ever read…
I prefer to use chewing tobacco so that both of my hands are free to massage my Devil’s Stick.
My pastor calls his cock the “Cuban cigarillo” and he has me smoke it regularly. Does that count?
Fuck leonni childs he is a masterbator
You guys are fucking idiots
Omg this is such a joke….
I prefer to killing my lunges than killing my soul.
You Don’t have to quit you can us vapormasterbation its totally hands free and nonsinning!
I taught my daughter how to smoke so she would stop masturbating but she became a Sufi instead and now masturbates regularly
http://shoonyamagazine.org/learning-smoke/
haaaahh hah wow dude wow.
u guys are retards
the reason the chart went down is because people died from smoking. ahahahaha you are all fucking idiots.
Children are starving to death in other countries put your time in to raising money for that if you’re so christian or whatever.
Mastrubation isn’t a problem. World hunger is.
Oh my god, this is a joke right, this has to be a joke, this whole site is shit and its filled with lies . What’s the difference between my fingers and someone else’s? I can’t believe this site exists, I’m not going to die of lung cancer, just so I can go to heaven, you guys are extremist freaks.
Anyone wanna help me masturbate?
Love
Lonnie Childs
I do, I do
MURDERING YOUR LUNGS ISNT A PROBLEM JUST HYPOTHETICALLY DISPLEASING A MADE UP FIGURE THAT KIND OF GETS MAD WHEN YOU TOUCH YOUR DICK. THATS A FUCKING PROBLEM. NOT THE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE DYING FROM SMOKING. FUCK THE CHRISTIANS.
Just seeing if I can indeed comment on anything or if even the initial troll is fabricated.